Table of contents for Jun-08-15 in Us Weekly

“If you don’t want your boobs on your knees, it’s very important.” On sleeping in a bra, HALLE BERRY “My athletic career’s been better than my academic career. I’m used to reading X’s and O’s. This was a bit longer.” On why he had not fully digested the 243-page Deflategate Wells Report 30 hours after its release, TOM BRADY “I am proud to be a stay-at-home mom. I have no desire to be in front of the camera. I find her to be the most challenging job I’ve had.” On 8-month-old daughter Wyatt, MILA KUNIS “I don’t want to change anything about myself. I think the women who do are losing their minds. It’s vandalism.” On why she won’t get plastic surgery, KRISTEN STEWART “I guess you could describe our relationship as a ‘romantically…

Michael Strahan’s team came in third at the City Parks Foundation fundraiser in NYC May 11. They Tee Off! They Pour Hot Drinks! Sam Smith captioned his May 18 Instagram post with a matching tea emoji. They Get Crafty! Jennifer Garner (in Santa Monica May 18) said she started her line for Jo-Ann Fabric and Crafts Stores to get kids to “explore their imaginations.” Beautiful blooms! Colin Farrell carried gifts in L.A. on Mother’s Day May 10. They Pick Up Flowers! They Dine Alfresco! Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama enjoyed NYC’s La Esquina May 12 with her pup Buddy. They Walk in the Rain! Eddie Redmayne stayed dry in London May 14. They Scan the Aisles! Shopping for her full house? Candace Cameron Bure chose Suave Professionals in L.A. May…

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield’s love story isn’t over, sources confirm to Hot Stuff. Though the Aloha actress, 26, called off their three-and-a-halfyear relationship in January because, as one insider puts it, Garfield “was in a dark place” preparing to play a 17th century Jesuit priest in Martin Scorsese’s thriller Silence, the two stayed in contact while he filmed in Taiwan. When the flick wrapped in early May, the Brit, 31, rushed stateside to rekindle their bond. Says the source, “The first thing he wanted to do was see Emma.” By May 19, the couple were holding hands over a pancake breakfast at the Malibu Farm cafe. “He’s making a real effort to win her back,” adds a second source. “It seems to be working.”…

● Shiri Appleby (above left) and costar Constance Zimmer mingling at the Lifetime and Us Weekly party in L.A. for the new drama UnReal (premiering June 1, 10 P.M.). ● Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson rooting for the home team as the New York Mets beat the St. Louis Cardinals at Citi Field in NYC’s Queens. ● Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross registering for baby blankets and swaddling cloths at Bel Bambini in West Hollywood. ● Katy Perry and John Mayer holding hands at Disneyland in Anaheim, California. ● Michelle Rodriguez watching friend Rita Ora perform at Chopard’s party at club Gotha in Cannes. ● Rooney Mara rubbing boyfriend Charlie McDowell’s neck while watching Anne Hathaway perform in Grounded at the Public Theater in NYC. ● Pam Anderson hitting Twelve…

Boy Meets World Hart of Dixie actor Scott Porter, 35, and wife Kelsey Mayfield, 29, welcomed their first child, son McCoy Lee, on May 23. Double Trouble Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, 28, who took turns playing Michelle Tanner for all eight seasons of Full House, will not reprise their role for Netflix’s upcoming reboot, Fuller House. Bright Beginnings Newsroom alum Alison Pill, 29, said “I do” to her fiancé of four months, Bates Motel actor Joshua Leonard, 39, in Los Angeles May 24. Cold War Businessman Nick Loeb, 39, was granted permission May 22 to sue ex-fiancée Sofía Vergara, 42, for custody of the pair’s two frozen embryos. Sex Sells Taylor Swift, 25, borrowed clothes worth $13,000 from Los Angeles erotic shop the Stockroom for her “Bad Blood” video wardrobe.…

Susan Sarandon does most of her television viewing in hotels. “I don’t have a TV,” confesses the star of Lifetime’s The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe (May 30 and 31, 8 p.m.). “I have one epiphany after the other when I suddenly see Teen Mom or Game of Thrones,” adds Sarandon, 68, who plays Norma Jeane’s schizophrenic mother, Gladys, in the adaptation of the 2009 biography. The mom of three (her daughter, actress Eva Amurri Martino, 30, plays young Gladys in the movie) gets personal with Us. Q: Are you a Marilyn Monroe fan? I think she was really tortured because she was so much smarter than she had to play in order to be successful, and I think it started driving her crazy. I feel bad for her. Q:Why…

THE INVASION OF THE TEARLING Erika Johansen All hail Queen Kelsea! In the series’ second actionpacked book, the teen saves her throne from a powerhungry neighbor. Emma Watson will star in the film! THE WRATH & THE DAWN Renée Ahdieh In a riveting Game of Thrones meets Arabian Nights love story, an evil king weds a bride every day, kills her, then repeats the horror. Heroine Shahrzad plans to stop him, but all of that changes when she learns his dark secret. FINDING AUDREY Sophie Kinsella At 14, anxiety-ridden Audrey won’t leave the house. That is, until her brother’s friend Linus walks in and helps shake her fears. The Shopaholic scribe accurately weaves teenage insecurities with humor in her heartwarming YA debut. THE GOOD GIRLS Sara Shepard Be careful what…

MONDAY 6/1 SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE This time, stage dancers (ballet, jazz) vie against “street” hoofers (hip-hop, animation). Plus, Paula Abdul and Jason Derulo join Nigel Lythgoe to judge. All that, and host Cat Deeley meets show fan Michelle Obama! (Fox, 8 P.M.) MONDAY 6/1 DEVIOUS MAIDS More dirt (and death) in Beverly Hills: That gunman-at-a-wedding cliffhanger resolved, Marisol (Ana Ortiz) and friends welcome scrappy Blanca (Naya Rivera) to the clique. (Lifetime, 9 P.M.) TUESDAY 6/2 CHRISLEY KNOWS BEST Large-livin’ and fashion-obsessed Atlanta dad Todd Chrisley barks more orders at his exasperated family in the reality show’s third season. Tonight, he meddles when a fancy magazine profiles the gang. (USA, 9 P.M.) SUNDAY 6/7 THE TONY AWARDS Broadway goes Hollywood! The Elephant…

Teen Mom OG’s Amber Portwood has a mother of a problem. More than a year after she was released from prison (she served 16 months for drug- related charges), the 25-year-old is struggling to gain more access to her daughter with Gary Shirley, 28. Because Portwood signed custody over to Shirley pre-prison, her ex dictates when she sees 6-year-old Leah. “Gary has full control over me,” explains the now-sober college student, noting that Shirley only lets Leah sleep over on weekends. “I feel helpless.” The star of the MTV hit (part 1 of the reunion special airs June 1 at 10 P.M.) tells Us she wants fifty-fifty custody of the little one: “I’ve proven I can be trusted. I shouldn’t have to keep paying for what I did in my…

1 “Playground Poser,” this 23-month-old’s musical mama posted April 7. 2 These brothers, born 33 months apart, snuggled for Mother’s Day May 9. 3 Puckering up! The 7-year-old twins’ mother tagged their Feb. 14 shot “#truelove.” 4 This youngest child, 12, kept Mom company on her April 6 business trip to the White House. 5 Wheelie big grin! The tot, 11 months, mugged for her Idol April 30. 6 This 3-yearold was on a March 25 playdate with Jack Osbourne’s daughter. 7 Double the bubble fun: The Brazilianborn siblings played April 26. A Jennifer Lopez B Alessandra Ambrosio . C Jessica Simpson D Hilary Duff E Kelly Clarkson F Rachel Zoe G Kelly Ripa Answers: 1) C; 2) F; 3) A; 4) G; 5) E; 6) D; 7) B…

For Robert Downey Jr., home is where his couch is. In Atlanta to film Captain America: Civil War, the 50-year-old had a houseful of furniture shipped from L.A. to his temporary residence. “Whenever he rents a place, he has all the same furniture sent so there’s consistency from rental to rental. It comes in big semis,” says a source. “He does it for a sense of comfort.”…

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACNEW BLACK Inmate Intrigue! Have the ladies of Litchfield prison let their guard down? The drama shifts from “a little gangsta” to “a little lighter” for season 3, creator Jenji Kohan says. A key theme: faith. Explains Taylor Schilling, a.k.a. disillusioned inmate Piper, “It plays with the idea of how belief shapes our lives.” No longer “baffled by prison,” Schilling’s character comes into her own, but others falter. Her on-off lover Alex (Laura Prepon) is back behind bars and despondent, and Crazy Eyes (Uzo Aduba) keenly feels the loss of mother figure Vee (Lorraine Toussaint). Says Aduba, “You see her decide what she wants to put her faith in now.” Netflix, all 13 episodes available June 12 Camp-y Comedy! WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER: FIRST DAY OF…

Sarah Jessica Parker (Feb. 12) got wrapped up in Tome’s $1,395 sleeveless cotton trench. Check’s mate! Kate Upton paired an unexpected floral top with Dolce & Gabbana’s $995 skirt April 26. On May 10, Anne Hathaway’s $1,295 Michael Kors muslin midi worked all the right angles. A new P.M. pattern: Victoria Justice went off the grid May 7 in a $148 BCBGeneration frock.…

CAROL It’s not too early to talk Oscar — and this deeply felt love story is already a hot contender. The divine Cate Blanchett plays a cosmopolitan divorcée who pursues a shy shopgirl (Rooney Mara) in 1952. The artfully directed drama shows its beauty in the most unexpected ways. IRRATIONAL MAN Woody Allen’s latest combines the frothiness of Midnight in Paris and the sinister plot of Match Point. Joaquin Phoenix is a professor set on murder; Emma Stone is his bright paramour. Their May-August romance sparkles. THE LOBSTER Oh, you know, it’s just another satire set in the dystopian future in which single people are forced to mate under deadline or else they’re turned into animals. Incredibly, the brutally dark and surreal comedy works. Colin Farrell decides to be turned…

WANT TO WANT ME JASON DERULO “My latest single is about the desire two people have for each other and the passion that comes with that curiosity and uncertainty.” OUT TUESDAY 6/2 Florence + the Machine How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful The Machine keeps humming! Florence Welch and her gang pick up the pace in their wonderful tertiary effort, pumping extra rock power into a tableau of orchestral Brit-pop, blues and soul. Tearing through it all is the tornadic voice of a frontwoman hopelessly enmeshed in the throes of ill-fated love. Her angst — and octaves! — runneth over in keepers, including the furious “What Kind of Man.” No dog days going on around here. (Republic)…

Singing the praises of lozenges! “I always have pastilles to keep my throat moist. I also have Throat Coat tea and manuka honey,” says the per former, starring in Broadway’s Chicago through June 21. “It’s all so I won’t get hoarse. Doing eight shows a week, you’ve got to keep your voice right!” What else does the mom of Sy’rai, 12 (with producer ex Robert Smith), store in her Lululemon backpack? TRANSIT TECH “I’m a gadget girl! I cannot live without my iPad and iPhone 6. I play soft music on the rides to the theater, so I have my Beats by Dre tiny earbuds too.” THE WRITE STUFF “I have a journal that was given to me by my best friend. I journal every day. Three long, long pages…

They’ve got Vision! Paul Bettany cheered at a 2013 Canada hockey game with Jennifer Connelly, Kai, now 18, and Agnes, now 4. Mark Ruffalo and daughter Bella Noche, 10, wore J. Crew tuxes in L.A. April 12. The Hulk Recruits a Sidekick! Hawkeye’s hug: Jeremy Renner held Ava, 2, Jan. 3. Peacetime for War Machine! Don Cheadle arrived at the Golden Globes Jan. 11 with Imani and Tai (right). “One big, happy family,” Iron Man Robert Downey Jr. (with wife Susan and Exton, now 3) Facebooked Sept. 7, 2014. Thor’s shore sweet! Chris Hemsworth gave India, now 3, a peck March 1.…

After unsuccessfully trying for a year to have a second baby, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are exploring all options. “Kim has been undergoing IVF,” an insider says of the E! star. “It’s causing problems with her body.” And on the May 31 episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a heartbroken Kardashian, 34, will reveal that an implanted embryo did not take. In the meantime, a source says, she and West, 38, may start to pursue a surrogate in June. Adds the source: “They will do surrogacy over adoption.” The mom longs to give North, 23 months, “a sibling close in age,” says a pal. “Just like she is with her sisters.” VISIT USMAGAZINE.COM FOR THE LATEST CELEB NEWS…

Just ahead of Magic Mike XXL’s big rollout, Matt Bomer (left) and husband Simon Halls flew to Maui May 18 for a Four Seasons escape. “They’re having a great vacation,” a source says of the actor, 37, and the publicist, 51 (dads of son Kit, 10, and 7-year-old twins Walker and Henry). On the agenda: beach walks, paddleboarding and, on May 20, snorkeling. “They said they hoped to find sea turtles,” says the insider. “They swam out far and had so much fun.” LEARN EVEN MORE ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE STAR SWEETIES AT USMAGAZINE.COM…

SEAN PENN Fiancée Charlize Theron tunes in for love stories. But Penn, 54, says he wants to see “decisions” and “somebody cry.” Arguments ensue over fast- forwarding. SCOTT FOLEY Bristowe won over the Bachelor watcher, 42, during Chris Soules’ season. “Kaitlyn has a sense of humor I find appealing,” he tells Us. WILL FORTE January Jones introduced her Last Man on Earth costar love to the series. “I could never do it,” Forte, 44, tells Us. “I like to keep kisses private.” JUSTIN LONG The actor, 37, was in the audience for May 25’s comedy club skits! Says a show insider, “He heard about the date and came on his own.”…

MAY 11 THE TRUTH > There’s no U-Haul in sight. Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden “are still in the newlywed phase,” says a close insider. “They’re trying so hard for a baby.” FEB. 16 THE TRUTH > Rita Wilson said May 6 she’s “blown away” by Tom Hanks’ care during her fight against breast cancer. MAY 4 THE TRUTH > Still on! Says a pal of Jen Aniston and Justin Theroux: “They’re happy!” MARCH 23 THE TRUTH > Those tears? Julia Roberts was just filming an emotional scene! APRIL 6 THE TRUTH > An insider says Faith Hill and Tim McGraw “ignore this trash.” JAN. 5 THE TRUTH > Ryan Gosling threw love Eva Mendes a birthday bash March 5. FEB. 2 THE TRUTH > Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian…

300 SANDWICHES Savor blogger Stephanie Smith’s memoir (Daphne Oz did) about her plan to make the titular eats for her boyfriend before he proposes. Then cook up her recipes! ($20, amazon.com) 3X1 CHANNEL SEAM JEANS Get the skinny! An extra panel of fabric sewn into the high-rise pants’ inseam makes Iggy Azalea’s legs look slimmer. Choose a blue or black wash. ($235, 3x1.us) BUTI YOGA DVD Salute the sun on your time with Dynamic Flow, from Julia Roberts’ trainer. The 30-to-60-minute routine, based on vinyasa, works cardio and core strengthening. ($30, butiyoga.com) TINK A top candidate for song of the summer: “Million,” by Timbaland’s protégée. Play on repeat, like Zendaya, until the rapper drops her edgy debut later this year. ($2, itunes.com) GLAMBOX Maria Menounos keeps it together with the…

ALL HANDS ON DECK / TINASHE “It’s an amazing pregame club record, as well as the sexiest video out. Everything is on point, from her dance moves to the seductive vocals.” COFFEE / MIGUEL WITH WALE “Check the wordplay on this record — it is absolutely genius. Everybody loves, um, ‘coffee.’ What a perfect way to start your morning!” 7/11 / BEYONCÉ “Beyoncé — enough said. Every note she sings is confidence at the highest level, and she controls any song. This is super-risky and playful.” SOMEBODY / NATALIE LA ROSE WITH JEREMIH “Natalie’s voice is so sexy. I want to hear this when I hit Las Vegas pool parties and everyone lets go of their inhibitions and goes wild.” EARNED IT / THE WEEKND “The ultimate fantasy song. Play…

REBEL > Sham-WOW! REBEL > Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? STEWART > Captain of the lemonade squad. STEWART > Well, you can’t say she isn’t bright. PATRICKS > I prefer my dresses over easy. REBEL > Mary, Mary, quite canary. REBEL > It’s time for curtain call.…