TOTALLY WIRED
Friends, readers, I have something to confess: A few days ago, I got an offer to Meet a Lovely Russian Woman in my EarthLink email inbox. Yes, there it is: I still have an EarthLink account. I swear I just use it for my Amazingly Cat account. And Facebook. I was intrigued. Russian women? I’m not even tempted by women, Russian or otherwise. But I was suddenly curious about who else was flooding my EarthLink account, so I started examining the senders in my mushrooming inbox: *Legendz XL, 1ink.com (to be fair, I do need new ink), /*/Male-Enhancements, ***Cannabis***, ///RemoveMoles//. All of them tucked between offers to buy fresh catnip. And Facebook notifications. As I scrolled through, I felt something stir. A rush of warmth, of love, surged through my capillaries.…