You never forget your first true love, so they say, and that’s certainly true for Pat Butcher. Just when she thought she’d finally moved on from Frank – the teenage sweetheart of our former Miss Butlin’s, Clactonon-Sea, let’s not forget – up he popped again at Christmas. To say Pat’s feelings about this development were mixed would be an understatement. It was like finding the shilling in the Christmas pudding by choking to death on it. But here he is again, the man of all her dreams, working his way back under her skin. And this week, Pat and Frank grow ever closer, while her new squeeze Roy is left to stand, erm, impotently by. Meanwhile, Phil has his beady little eyes on every move Frank makes, worried that the…