LEGGINGS, £130, ERNESTLEOTY.COM; TOP, £60, THISISADAY.COM. PYJAMA SHIRT, £180, AND BOTTOMS, £210, BOTH DEVERAUX (TENDERISTHENIGHT.CO.UK) THERE’S A MOMENT when I’m stretched out in a plank, balancing my trembling carcass on a moving, weighted platform that is poised to spring back in my face if I don’t hold it steady, when I wonder if I’m going to die. My spindly arms won’t hold out much longer and I will snap in half, disappearing beneath the springs on this torture machine. My daughter will be motherless, but at least the pain would end.
Why am I risking life and limb? In the name of hard, er, ‘core’ journalism: specifically the challenge of working out like 2018’s ultimate bride-to-be Meghan Markle. Because while our home-grown K Middy favours the posh-girl pursuits of hockey,…
