STRUCK GOLD!
ITVBe has kindly offered competition to what I'll call ‘the Friends slot', by showing endless repeats of the terrifying US dating show The Millionaire Matchmaker. Gold-diggers of every stripe - men, women, gay, straight - are taken under the tutelage of Patti Stanger, the Oprah of Generation Tinder. It's a right swipe from me! Daily, 3pm, ITVBe
THE REAL DEAL
Capital, Catastrophe, even The Apprentice, are awash with imagery of unattainable London, the playground of Boris's basement-conversion class.The other side, one that actual Londoners may recognise more acutely, is explored in deft detail in This Is Tottenham, a peek behind the scenes of the surgery of the deprived borough's MP, David Lammy. Necessary, if not pleasant viewing, Wednesday, 9pm, BBC Two
FINAL MORSEL
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