Содержание выпуска: Issue 846 — Closer

We’re all about getting up close and personal with the celebs, and it doesn’t get much more personal than joining them in bed. That’s where we caught up with Peter Andre this week and found out he’s ready to be a dad again. He’s not the only broody one. On page 27, Brian McFadden reveals he’s also ready for more kids (while on page 37, his ex, Kerry Katona, confides she’s still happily single), and Billie Faiers talks about life as a newlywed and her plans for baby number three. On page 34, even Hollywood star Julia Roberts is talking children and how she shields them from the spotlight. Interestingly, she says fame hasn’t changed her, but that her “flashy, wacky job confuses people into thinking I’m ultra fascinating”. Isn’t…

She diverted attention away from her recent marriage woes last week when she showed off her incredible bikini body during a holiday in Barbados with husband Wayne Rooney and their four boys. And insiders reveal that Coleen Rooney has lost 8lbs in the past month after adopting a sugar-free diet and throwing herself into abs-focused workouts, including Pilates with a new personal trainer. Pals say that Coleen, 32 – who gave birth to her fourth son, Cass, in February last year – was largely motivated by negative headlines following Wayne’s most recent indiscretions. He enjoyed a 10-hour boozing session in Florida with a barmaid last month, despite having promised to remain on the straight and narrow following his drink-drive shame with party girl Laura Simpson in 2017. TAKING CONTROL A…

Like many students, Clover Pittilla, 22, has a part-time “job” to help fund her degree. But rather than waitressing or working in a shop, the Medical Sciences student has controversially turned to sugar daddies to make money. She now rakes in thousands of pounds a month by dating men – and sometimes sleeping with them – and says it keeps her out of debt. STRUGGLING Clover, who lives with friends in Bournemouth, says, “My parents can’t afford to give me lots of extra money while I study. I tried waitressing, but it was badly paid and I couldn’t fit it in around my studies. When I heard about sugar daddies, I was really curious and decided to give it a go. I always tell my mum where I’m going, the…

‘We would never move out of Essex’ Having recently said “I do” in a dream ceremony on a paradise beach in the Maldives, it’s no wonder Billie Faiers is struggling to adapt to normal life back in Essex. “We had the time of our lives,” reveals Billie, who wed fiancé of five years Greg Shepherd in front of 100 guests. “I was on a high for first the few days after I got home. But then it hit me – it was over, and I couldn’t believe it. I kept thinking how I had been getting into my dress and getting ready this time last week – it was so weird.” ‘HUSBAND DUTIES’ Despite enjoying a blissful honeymoon on the island of Medufaru, where the couple “caught up on sleep…

Patricia Krentcil, 51, hit headlines in 2012 when she pleaded not guilty to taking her six-year-old daughter to a tanning salon. During the trial, New Jersey resident Patricia was ridiculed for her unnatural complexion and became known for her addiction to sunbeds, winning the nickname, “Tan Mom”. Martina Big, 28, hit headlines thanks to her addiction to extreme plastic surgery and tanning. The German model admitted last year that she now identifies as a black woman, and tells Closer , “Some people say I’ve never had the history of being black, but colour doesn’t matter as long as you’re happy and friendly.”…

AMANDA ‘There’s a natural chemisty between us all’ Alongside Simon Cowell, TV presenter Amanda Holden, 48, is a BGT original, having been on the judging panel since its first series in 2007. In those 13 years, it’s always been presented by Ant and Dec – until last year, when Ant took a career hiatus during the live shows following his drink-driving conviction. Now Amanda is thrilled to have her friend back on board. “This year has been so lovely,” she says. “The live shows weren’t the same without Ant. We’re the best team, we support each other and there’s a natural chemistry between us all.” However, superstitious Amanda admits she has a problem with it being the 13th series. She adds, “Thirteen is unlucky for some. I always salute magpies…

ROBBIE WILLIAMS Shortly after her split with Brian, Kerry claims she was propositioned by Robbie, 45, after inviting him round. “He stripped off and I didn’t know what to do. I just started dusting,” she reveals. “I regret that now, though!” VICTORIA BECKHAM During the breakdown of her marriage in 2004, she had a surprise call from Posh “wishing her luck”. She says, “It was a sweet thing to do. I’m not sure she’d remember it now, but I still have a lot of respect for her.” WILL SMITH Kerry met the married actor, 50, backstage on The Jonathan Ross Show in 2007 – and claims he complimented her “massive breasts”. “He was very taken with me,” she says. “I like to think he was star-struck, too.”…

Mandy Moore, 34 She’s becoming our go-to celeb for simple-yet-stylish outfit inspiration, and the actress nails it again in this almond-hued dress. Classic courts keep the outfit ultra-sleek – less really is Moore! Rita Ora, 28 Double denim can be tricky to get right, and judging by this wacky get-up, singer Rita is yet to master it. The oversized coat and baggy boots totally swamp her petite figure. Priyanka Chopra, 36 The new Mrs Jonas looks seriously hot in this bold dress. Not only does it tick off the strong colour trend nicely, but it’s also uber feminine. This one gets 10/10 from us! Georgia Toffolo, 24 She usually looks super sleek, but it seems reality star Georgia has taken inspiration from Noddy in this garish gown. The OTT yellow…

1 I NEVER SLEEP IN MY MAKE-UP… I’ll always remove it before bed, even after a night out. The Body Shop Vitamin E Cream Cleanser is great for removing everything, while still being gentle enough for my sensitive skin. 2 I LOVE USING A FACE MASK… especially if I’m on a long-haul flight. My favourite one is the Charlotte Tilbury Instant Magic Sheet Mask. I’ll wear it the whole time I’m in the air to keep my complexion looking fresh. 3 I PREFER THE NATURAL LOOK… so avoid wearing make-up every day. I’ve had the Nouveau Lashes LVL Lash Lift [around £60], which lifts natural lashes to make them longer, so I’ll leave my face bare when I can. I do love falsies on a night out, though! 4 I…

‘WE MUST CHANGE OUR POLLUTING HABITS’ Public health chiefs have called for drivers to switch off their engines when they drop children at school. Dr C agrees Public Health England have said that local authorities should set up “no idling zones” outside schools. That makes sense – we shouldn’t sit by the playground with our engines polluting the air. BREAK THE HABIT Pollution does more damage to children’s small, developing lungs than it does to adults. Lungs can clear themselves, but idling your engine for just 60 seconds produces as much carbon monoxide as smoking three packs of cigarettes. And fumes are pumped out at the height of a child, then waft into the playground. We’ve seen an increase in allergies and hard-to-treat Brittle asthma [a rare and serious form…

Comedian Samantha Baines, 31, reveals her last six purchases £17 On Clinique’s matte but moisturising lipstick, in an orange-y red colour. It’s ideal for when you want to feel a bit jazzy. £35 On a patterned shirt from Monki in London. £3.98 For a copy of Paper Magician by Charlie N Holmberg for my Kindle. £23 On Clarin’s lotion tonic. I bought the biggest pot from the airport. £45 For an amethyst pendant from a shop in Covent Garden called Astrology. £35 On a silver ring from a market in Lanzarote. • Listen to Samantha’s podcast Periods: Amazing Women in History @periodspodcast…

Emmerdale fans have been hooked on the highly disturbing (but transfixing) grooming storyline involving Maya Stepney (played brilliantly by Louisa Clein) and Jacob Gallagher (Joe-Warren Plant). Horrifyingly, abusive Maya convinced David (Jacob’s dad) to let her move in with Jacob while he was away on business, to “look after him”. This came after another disturbing turn where the pair had sex at a hotel. Actress Louisa recently shared that Maya’s abuse will “move to the next level” in coming weeks… OMG!…

What is The Victim all about? It’s a great title. For four episodes, you should be wondering who the real victim is. I play a woman called Anna Dean, who had a really horrendous experience 15 years prior to when we meet her in the show, and she’s still trying to get over it. I found her quite abrasive and unlikeable in places – which was part of the appeal, weirdly. Anna has a family, but she’s grieving and doesn’t always behave impeccably. What made you want to get involved in the show? When I read the scripts, there was so much drama there, and that’s exciting. During an episode, your loyalties will be shifting and moving and it’ll keep everyone on their toes. It’s not a courtroom drama –…

The Beckham name was dragged through the mud yet again last week when the ex-partner of David’s sister Joanne spoke about the devastating impact his dispute with the family had taken, claiming it had led him to consider taking his own life. Former Big Brother star Kris Donnelly, 33 – who split from Joanne last year, just six months after welcoming their daughter Peggy – revealed he took an overdose after he was pushed away from the family and prevented from seeing Peggy. He said, “There were a load of tablets and I just grabbed as many as I could. I stuffed them into my pocket before saying good night to my parents and going upstairs. I was living my worst nightmare.” Fans hit out at David, 43, and Posh,…

Jasmine Birtles, TV finance expert and founder of Moneymagpie. com, says, “The rise in tuition fees has definitely impacted the way students live. For many, the cost of living while at uni can be high – but sex work is not the answer.” To make money safely at university, Jasmine suggests: • Tutoring: Put your skills to work and teach online for sites like Coursera or Udemy. • Test websites: Sites like Usertesting pay you to trial websites and their functions from the comfort of your home. • Get selling: If you’re feeling crafty, it’s easy to set up an Etsy page, or sell your old stuff on eBay or Gumtree. • Odd jobs: From babysitting to cleaning, sites like Fiverr or Taskrabbit allow you to advertise your services. People…

J-LO IGNORES PALS’ FEARS AS SHE STANDS BY A-ROD He was blighted by allegations of cheating just hours after he proposed to Jennifer Lopez last month – and Alex Rodriguez’s fidelity has been called into question again, amid claims last week that he begged a British glamour model for a threesome just weeks before popping the question. Yet 49-year-old J-Lo has surprised fans by continuing to put on loved-up displays with her fiancé, notably during a dinner date in New York just a day after fresh sexting claims were made by Playboy model Zoe Gregory. J-Lo also posted an Instagram story of former baseball star A-Rod, 43, supporting her on set of her new movie, Hustlers, and pals say that, for now, she’s standing firmly by her man. A source…

THE MUMMY DIARIES “I think it’s been successful because we show the highs and lows of motherhood. It’s not perfect – sometimes the kids are screaming, and Greg and I are arguing. People find a comfort in that, and can relate to it.” MY PAL FERNE MCCANN “She’s amazing, I’m so proud of her. She’s an incredible mum, and she’s doing so well. We live near each other and see each other a lot. It was lovely having Nelly, Ferne’s daughter Sunday and Sam’s daughter Rosie all playing on the beach together at my wedding. We made some lovely memories.”…

He’s happily loved-up with PE teacher Danielle Parkinson – and Brian McFadden, who has two teenage daughters from his marriage to Kerry Katona, reveals that he’s ready for more children. Speaking at the National Film Awards, Brian, 38, says, “I’d love more kids. I love my two girls, but I’d love to have small kids again now. My sister has just had a baby, and I’m absolutely obsessed with her daughter. I’m feeling broody.” The former Westlife star has had a rocky love life since being in the spotlight. While they were the boy band and girl band golden couple in the ’90s, he split from Atomic Kitten star Kerry, 38 – with whom he has daughters Molly, 17, and Lilly-Sue, 16 – in 2004, after two years of marriage.…

BODY CONFIDENCE “Haven’t you ever picked up a picture of yourself from, like, five years ago, and you look at yourself and go, ‘I had no appreciation for how lovely I looked.’ So now I say, ‘Ten years from now, you’re really going to think you should have appreciated yourself more.’” FAME “It’s a thing of make-believe that I can’t buy toilet paper, because of course I can. I don’t attract attention. I just get, ‘You look just like Julia Roberts’, or ‘Are you Julia Roberts?’ I say ‘Yes’, then they say, ‘No, you’re not!’” BEAUTY “My beauty routine is simple. On a regular day, I’ll just brush my teeth, wash my face and apply sunblock. Sometimes I just sunblock my kids and run outside and get my nose burned.…

‘FAME IS DELICIOUS – BUT IT DOESN’T LAST’ Being famous is amazing, but it can’t last forever. I had to make a decision about what to do with my life when showbiz ended for me [Ruby went back to university in 2010]. When it all comes crashing down, it’s a hell of a feeling. It’s also a hell of a ride on the way up. I didn’t learn anything when I was famous, I was having too much fun and it was delicious, but on the way back down, I had some real decisions to make. When fame is gone, you suffer – like someone took away your drug. ‘UNDERSTAND THAT ALL HUMANS ARE SCREWED UP’ The human brain hasn’t evolved since the Stone Age and that means that it…

Relationship expert, Tal Araim, the founder of Compass4couples.com, explains, “To get married so many times, you have to be optimistic and very romantic. It can be a case of loving the fairy tale more than the reality. The former gives you a hit of joy that is difficult to recreate in everyday life – which probably explains why Helen keeps doing it. The reality of course takes patience and the ability to accept imperfection, which some people struggle with. Each new relationship will give renewed hope that this one will be different – the new man might be funnier or better-looking, or the sex might be better. But she is the common denominator, so unless she changes her outlook to a more realistic one, the marriage may well end in…

EASY TIGER! Safari-inspired prints are staying firmly on the fashion radar. This slouchy statement-maker is ideal for the weekend. TOPSHOP £35 OFFICE-READY Perk up your workwear with an oversized tote. This faux-suede number will hold your tablet and papers in style. VERY £35 SHEER STYLE Perspex accessories that allow you to show off your belongings are a big hit right now. We love the pineapple lining on this one. OASIS £28 STRIKING STRIPES Rock a fash-clash with this striped, beaded beauty. Up the ante by wearing it with a floral dress, or tone it down with denim. MATALAN £14 TASSEL-TASTIC Fringing adds a fun dose of movement to any outfit. Look for eye-catching colours to nail two trends in one. OLIVER BONAS £38 BOHO DETAILS Silky scarves are a great…

SLIMMING SUPPER MOROCCAN SPICED SALMON SERVES 4 • 1 red and 1 yellow pepper, deseeded and diced • 1 red onion, diced • Low-calorie cooking spray oil • 4 skin-on salmon fillets • 1 lemon, halved lengthways FOR THE SPICE MIX: • 2tsp ground ginger • 1tsp ground cumin • 2tsp ground coriander • 1tsp ground cinnamon • 1tsp ground white pepper •1/2 tsp ground allspice •1/2 tbsp ground turmeric STEP 1 Mix the spice mix ingredients together first and set aside. Preheat the oven to 200˚C/fan 180˚C/gas mark 6. STEP 2 Place the peppers and onion on a baking tray. Spray with oil and season with salt and pepper. STEP 3 Coat the top of each salmon fillet with the spice mix. Place the fillets on top of the…

ALL ABOUT YOU DON’T LET BAD NEWS STORIES PANIC YOU Climate change, Brexit, terrorism – there are plenty of reasons to feel anxious. Emma explains how to remain calm On September 11 2001, I sat on the phone to my sister witnessing the Twin Towers fall. That was the last day I ever purposely watched the news. I decided, for the sake of my own mental health, to minimise my exposure to vicarious trauma, the term associated with being traumatised through indirect contact with such events. I still hear about the big issues because they are part of general conversation, I just don’t actively seek to learn about distressing events that I have no control over, and that make me feel anxious or sad. On an ordinary day, you can…

1 BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT THE FLOODGATES OPEN SAT 6 APR, 7.15PM, ITV The juggernaut that is BGT returns for its 13th series (unlucky for some!), promising to be jam-packed with more talented (and also completely-rubbish-but-entertaining) folk from across the UK and beyond. It also sees the reappearance of Ant McPartlin on our screens – alongside co-host and BFF Declan Donnolly – after he took off 2018 following a stint in rehab for alcohol issues. The pair have been pictured together looking all smiles, and for the eighth year running Simon Cowell, Amanda Howell, Alesha Dixon and David Walliams are sifting through the acts as judges. Marv. 2 KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS ALL THE USUAL DRAMZ SUN 7 APR, 9PM, E! Season one began over a decade ago – back…

JOHN HANNAH: The Four Weddings star plays DI Steven Grover, the detective investigating whether the attack on victim Craig was truly a case of mistaken identity. JAMES HARKNESS: The young actor plays Craig Myers, a man who is viciously beaten after online rumours claim he’s a notorious child killer. James says, “You don’t know if it was him or it wasn’t him – it’s more focused on someone’s life being completely turned upside down. Craig is a hard worker and a bus driver. He grew up in a bit of a rough background, but now he’s just a determined family man and he enjoys his work.” RAMON TIKARAM: The This Life actor plays Anna’s lawyer Solomon Mishra, who’s determined that justice should be available for all, and not just those…

While she rarely reveals much about her private life, one thing she’s never shied away from is opening up about her desire to have children – famously saying how she was “put on Earth to become a mother” before giving birth to her son, Bear. And after recently revealing she wants another baby because having just one child would be “unimaginable”, pals say Cheryl, 35 – who recently celebrated Bear’s second birthday alongside ex Liam Payne – is weighing up all her options for baby number two. BROODY A source explains, “Cheryl’s been feeling increasingly broody and says she’s longing to have another baby – especially after a close friend recently gave birth and came round with her three-week-old. Cheryl was cooing over the baby and saying how much she…

‘ SHE KEEPS WAITING FOR THE NEXT BAD THING TO HAPPEN – SHE’S CONVINCED SHE’S CURSED’ Since she revealed the devastating news that her 64-year-old mother Amy is suffering from the terminal lung condition idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis (IPF), Jordan has seen her life veer dangerously out of control – with the breakdown of her third marriage, self-medicating with drugs, a drink-driving ban and ongoing fights with ex-husband Peter Andre. CHAOTIC But pals tell Closer that as she comes out of this chaotic period, Jordan, 40 – real name Katie Price – is starting to accept the reality of her mum’s illness, a condition in which the lungs become scarred and breathing is increasingly difficult. And having discovered that the life-threatening condition is hereditary, pals say Jordan is now secretly panicked…

Jessica May*, 20, says, “I started seeing sugar daddies last year, after reading about it online. Without them, I’d never afford to study for my degree. As well as a laptop and new clothes and shoes, my sugar daddies give me money. I do have sex with some, but it doesn’t feel seedy, though my first time was awful. He was in his 40s and we drove to his flat. Because I was new, I didn’t even think about how dangerous it was. He was really rough when he had sex with me, and I left feeling awful. The thought of money and gifts was the draw for me doing it again. I’ve had a wide range of sugar daddies, including one who was 70. Close friends know what I…

‘ EVEN THOUGH SHE TRUSTS HIM, SHE FEELS LIKE HE’S ALWAYS UNDER SCRUTINY’ She endured a tough time recently when her husband Dan Osborne was accused of kissing Love Island star Alexandra Cane on a night out last month – something he furiously denied. And after Jacqueline Jossa opened up about her hurt over receiving a barrage of comments from trolls, insiders say the star is feeling insecure and fearful over what she could face next. SCARY PLACE Posting a video online, the former EastEnders actress said she had been forced to disable the comments on her Instagram feed, explaining, “You don’t get people coming up to you on the street saying, ‘You’ve put on weight, you were so much better looking when you didn’t have kids or when you…

‘I KNOW THE RISKS – CANCER RUNS IN MY FAMILY – BUT I WON’T GO BACK TO BEING PALE’ For many women, sun-kissed summer skin is a must, but Hannah Tittensor, 22, has taken her desire for a tan to the extreme. In fact, she’s so bronzed – thanks to sunbeds and illegal tanning injections – that she often gets mistaken for being black. Shockingly, she says she won’t stop getting darker – even if it puts her health at risk. Hannah – who is a beauty therapist and lives in Belfast with her boyfriend, Ben, 23 – says, “I have naturally olive skin, but nothing beats the feeling of a deep tan. “Ben and I do sunbeds and tanning injections together every week. Sometimes we get abuse, and people…

Over the years, several theories have circulated about who murdered Jill. Brian Cathcart, professor of Journalism at Kingston University and author of Jill Dando: Her Life And Death, talks to Closer about some of the most likely explanations for Jill’s murder… SOME THEORIES POINT TO A CRIMINAL GANG The muzzle of the gun used to kill Jill was held against her head, acting as a silencer, which suggests she was killed by a professional. Some say her death was retaliation for the British bombing of a TV station in Belgrade, Serbia. Others blame the IRA. But Brian says these theories are far fetched. He explains, “She was a TV presenter, who read a script, she didn’t investigate crime. She was no threat to any criminal gang. And besides, when these…

She’s no stranger to plastic surgery, having admitted to four boob jobs and rounds of liposuction – but Kerry Katona draws the line at the big bottom trend famed by the Kardashians and refuses to succumb to bum implants. Kerry, 38, tells Closer, “I wouldn’t go there, I’d be too scared. What’s wrong with a good old squat?” The squats she speaks fondly of are a big part of her life at the moment, as she’s just completed a weight-loss boot camp. She’s now down to a size 8 after reaching a size 14 two years ago – but is refusing to weigh herself. REHAB The mum-of-five, who suffers with bipolar and credits fitness as a form of therapy, says, “It’s a healthy lifestyle mission. I went to boot camp,…

He’s happier than ever with his wonder woman wife Emily – with whom he raises his four children. But Peter Andre reveals that in their household, there are certain rules in the bedroom. Pete smiles, “My favourite time of day is getting into bed with Em at the end of the evening. Our routine is getting into bed with enough time to relax, talk, watch something on Netflix and… you know! But I don’t get undressed to Mysterious Girl or anything. I think Emily has banned my music from the bedroom!” The singer, 46, met Emily, 29, in 2010, through her doctor father, who was treating his kidney stones, and he asked her dad for permission before they started dating. The pair had daughter Amelia in 2014, before getting married…

GET HER LOOK SOPHIA BUSH, 36 No one pulls off put-together chic quite like One Tree Hill’s Sophia. Her camel coat layered over a ribbed dress gives off a classic yet modern feel. And we’re head over heels for those statement boots. I WANT WHAT SHE’S GOT! IN THE NEWS... H&M CONSCIOUS COLLECTION As well as being filled with beautiful buys to cover you from daytime to playtime, this spring-ready range is made from sustainable fabrics like orange fibres and pineapple leaves. Going green has never looked so glam! Available from 11 April.…

JUST LANDED BODY BLISS THE BODY SHOP CACTUS BLOSSOM BODY YOGURT WHAT IS IT? Part of a new, limited edition collection full of skincare treats, all infused with cactus blossom – an ideal ingredient for reviving skin in need of some TLC. WHY WE LOVE IT: We’re obsessed with all the products in the range – they smell like summer in a pot! It’s hard to choose a favourite, but if we had to, it’d be the body yoghurt. The unique gel-cream can be applied to both wet and dry skin and absorbs instantly. The result? A burst of hydration that keep arms and legs feeling soft (and smelling amazing!) all day long. GET THE LOOK... FLAWLESS SKIN Ensure your make-up looks its best and achieve a smooth, glowing complexion,…

INSIDE DAWN’S FRIDGE • Eggs• Cadbury’s Creations• Butter• Mint Aero• Natural yoghurt• Sausages• Boursin garlic & herb cheese• Thai green curry paste• Chicken fillets• Tabasco sauce• Bacon• Fish sauce• Salmon fillets• Spinach• Red Leicester cheese• Limes• Beansprouts• Double cream• Broccoli• Bananas• Leek• Mince meat• Asparagus• Oat milk• Vimto VERDICT NUTRITIONIST JULIETTE KELLOW SAYS: “Dawn’s meals seem healthy enough and it’s great she’s found a way to liven up water – she’s more likely to stay hydrated. She should watch her fat intake, though. Her fridge contains a lot of foods that are high in saturates, including bacon, sausages, butter, cheese, cream and chocolate. For a healthy heart, she should limit these foods.” FRIDGE HEALTH RATING 6.5/10 DAWN How much do you spend per week? Around £400. I usually have 11…

START SMALL, MAKE GOOD HABITS As Marie Kondo says, “People who get stuck usually do so because they start with the things that are hardest to make decisions about.” Adam suggests starting small to avoid feeling overwhelmed. “First, make it a rule to always look for discounts and cashback opportunities,” he says. “Then think about upping your savings, clearing debts, and then take on bigger plans, like housing deposits or investments.” Google discount codes before buying anything online, and purchase through cashback sites like TopCashback or Quidco. Then start thinking about saving. Chip (free, iOS and Android) is a great app that stashes away small amounts of cash for you without you even noticing. KEEP FINANCES TIDY Marie always says a “messy house equals a messy mind”, and the same…

It’s the end of an era – how do you feel? I feel like we’ve done the [real-life] Durrells proud. I’m so pleased we were able to tell their story and take it through to its natural end, just before most of them left Corfu. And it’s such a satisfying, lovely end. Was it emotional filming the final scenes? We filmed the actual final scene in Corfu, a few weeks before we finished. That was the most emotional; it involved all of the main players, and we knew it was the end. It was quite tricky to hold that together – we had a round of applause afterwards, and lots of hugs. Where do we find the family? We’ve reached the spring of 1939, and the storm clouds have gathered…

MUST READ The World Is Full Of Divorced Women (JACKIE COLLINS) What would you do if you found your husband in bed with your best friend? For journalist Cleo James, the best revenge is moving on and working on a high-profile piece, probing five of the world’s most eligible male movie stars. This Jackie Collins classic has been repackaged for 2019, and is accompanied by a brand-new introduction from bestselling author and fan, Veronica Henry. We’re huge fans of Jackie’s brilliant – and incredibly saucy – novels. BEST DAY OUT Alton Towers Dungeon If you love big thrills, Alton Towers has a new kind of adrenaline rush just for you… Enter at your own peril as you work your way through the Dungeon, where you’ll first be sentenced by the…

ARIES 21 MAR-20 APR This is potentially a very healing time, so have a think about if and where life has scarred you and decide if you want start the healing process. Talking things through will certainly be a good first step. Change your life by working with the Moon for free at moonmessages.com/ moonlite TAURUS 21 APR-21 MAY If you’re in a spiritual renaissance now, then you’re right on target with the cosmos and what it has to offer you. If you’re not on the spiritual path at all but you’re thinking maybe you’d like to be, it’s a great week to seek out someone who can guide you. Change your life by working with the Moon for free at moonmessages.com/moonlite GEMINI 22 MAY-22 JUN Mars moves into your…

We hate backseat drivers too, Krysten. Especially when they tell you to pull up outside the butcher’s shop AGAIN. Mark’s first skydive comes to a dramatic end after his parachute fails to open. Ouch! Jessie J takes the lead in a new, gentler version of classic thriller movie Psycho. Instead of slashing her to ribbons with a knife, the baddie just creates an odious smell… Don’t ask Madge to explain the thinking behind her new look. She has no eye, dear… Well-mannered Rylan would never tell you that you have BO – he prefers to use subtle hints. What a gent! ZARA LARSSON Zara, if we did exactly and whatever we wanted – like spending 12 hours a day devouring deep-crust pizza and doughnuts – there’s no way we’d last…