Содержание выпуска: Issue 868 — Closer

Fears are growing for Jordan – real name Katie Price – after her most extreme surgery yet appeared to be going wrong, with her flying back to a Turkish clinic after suffering complications. Her family are frantic with worry and, as she risks her life for her looks, experts warn it’s a cry for help. On p34, national treasure Kathy Burke reveals her worry over young women who look great but insist on having work done, questioning “where does that insecurity come from?” Someone with a unique perspective on that – albeit at the extreme end – is Tiamat Legion Medusa. Born a man, she transitioned to a woman, then realised she wanted to become a reptile and spent £60k to achieve her dramatic look (p46). Poignantly, Tiamat, who was…

❛NO ONE KNOWS WHAT TO EXPECT NEXT – SHE APPEARS HELL-BENT ON DESTROYING HERSELF❜ he made an emergency trip to doctors in Turkey last week, amid concerns that wounds from her fourth face lift she had just a month ago were reportedly causing her “insane” pain and her scars were “infected and oozing pus”, leaving her fearing her ears would fall off. And it was just the start of a shocking week for Jordan, 41. Hours after news of her return to Turkey, footage surfaced where she appeared intoxicated at a night club in the party hotspot of Marmaris, where she reportedly encouraged the crowd to engage in unprotected sex. She also boasted about her sex life with ex-husband Peter Andre – with whom she shares Junior, 14, and Princess,…

❛SHE COULDN’T HAVE GOT THROUGH THE LAST FEW MONTHS WITHOUT RYAN❜ Looking carefree and happy, Kerry Katona saw out the summer in Thailand with her boyfriend, Ryan Mahoney, and her three youngest children on her first holiday since the death of ex-husband George Kay in July. Mum-of-five Kerry, 39, last week praised Ryan for his support in the aftermath of George’s shock death from a cocaine overdose, saying, “He’s been a good friend to me, and over the last few months, we just decided to give it a go… He’s been a godsend recently when I’ve needed him most. We’re settled, committed, my kids love him, and so do I.” And pals say Kerry – who has bi-polar disorder – is dreaming of her future with personal trainer Ryan, and…

Single mum Holly Lewis, 30, lives in Keynsham, Somerset, and has Brooke, nine, and Finley, five. She’s on Universal Credit and works part-time in a restaurant. She says, “When my kids are at school it’s a relief. I give them breakfast, but then I don’t have to feed them again until I pick them up and give them a snack and then a cheap, light dinner as they’ve had a cooked lunch. “But during the holidays they’re here and always hungry. I make sure they never miss a meal, but there isn’t enough for them to have snacks too. If I’m really stuck, I’ll ask a friend to feed them. “I’m in debt because I was rehomed from my private accommodation in Keynsham to a hostel in Bath after I…

He’s been embroiled in a bitter split with Summer Monteys-Fullam – but now Paul Hollywood is reportedly desperate to win back his ex-girlfriend. The GBBO judge, 53, split from Summer, 24, last month after he asked her to sign an NDA, and she refused, with an acrimonious war of words breaking out between the pair. But sources now say Summer – who has reportedly been in talks for I’m A Celeb! and other reality shows – has received a series of texts from her ex, where he allegedly said he “still loves her very much” and suggested a meet-up to work through their issues. Paul and Summer began dating in November 2017, weeks after he split from his wife-of-19-years Alexandra.…

She sparked speculation she was expecting last week, after posting a pic with boyfriend Ercan Ramadan in front of a baby announcement. Fans went wild over Vicky Pattison’s post – which actually showed her celebrating her sister’s pregnancy – with one fan writing, “Thought you were announcing you were having a baby.” But insiders reveal it may not be long before Vicky, 31 – who also sparked engagement rumours after she shared a pic with Ercan captioned, “Thank you for making me the happiest girl in the world” – has her own happy news as she’s getting into shape on a new “baby diet”. A source says, “She’d love her own family and has always been adamant that if Ercan didn’t want the same, there’d be no point in them…

She welcomed her son 11 months ago with boyfriend Ritchie, but last week it was reported that Amy Childs had ended her relationship with the businessman – telling pals the pair were determined to stay on good terms. The former TOWIE star is also mum to two-year-old daughter Polly with ex Bradley Wright, but the pair split just six weeks after giving birth following a string of rows. She chose to keep her relationship with Ritchie out of the spotlight, previously insisting, “He has a good job and he just doesn’t want to be involved. I’ve had boyfriends who’ve been fame hungry, so it’s nice to keep it separate.”…

‘I don’t drink, I don’t smoke. I’m the best version of me’ She got engaged to the “love of her life” Al last year and has spoken openly about her struggle to conceive a family of their own. Sadly, after exploring IVF, Lisa Riley revealed doctors had delivered the devastating blow that her eggs were not “good quality” and admitted fertility treatment would almost certainly end in failure. And while the actress admits she hasn’t given up hope she may still conceive in her forties, she’s taking comfort from fellow actress Kathy Burke, 55, who recently revealed that she “ignored her biological clock and opted out of motherhood” [see Kathy’s Life Lessons on p42], saying, “I look back and I have no regrets, even though I love the babies.” NO…

It’s been just five weeks since the Love Island finalists left the villa and stepped into the full glare of life in the limelight. Long days and nights have been crammed with TV appearances, photo shoots and night club PAs – leading to fears that some of the stars are already burning out from the demands of fame. Last week, Maura Higgins was forced to apologise for not turning up to see fans at a ticketed event in Birmingham, choosing to party with friends in London instead. She later explained she had seen a doctor who advised her to take time out. “I’m completely burnt out – I’ve not had a day off since leaving the villa and I’ve not had any social time, so I need to take a…

Caprice – who has her own bedding line, By Caprice Home – reveals her secrets to getting enough shut-eye. She admits her sleep suffered during her modelling days in the ’90s. “I didn’t sleep a lot because I was just travelling like a maniac,” she says. HAVE SEX: Making love always works, especially when it’s good, because it makes you pass out – and it’s natural! MEDITATE: Whenever I meditate it puts me into such a deep and peaceful sleep. I try to meditate daily. It just slows down your mind so you’re not thinking about 5,000 things that went on that day. READ A BOOK: I love reading before bed to switch off. I’m currently devouring a book on Kabbalah. I like reading about health and mindfulness – that’s…

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1 MELLOW YELLOW The evenings are getting darker but that doesn’t mean your wardrobe has to. Take note from the Fendi runway and opt for a mustard-hued frock. The high neck and longer hemline tap into the modest dressing trend while the flared skirt gives a flattering finish. 2 BRIGHT SPARK Rhinestone-studded jewels made a very glamorous appearance on the catwalks and nothing adds more opulence than a bit of bling – the bigger the better. These dangly numbers will amp up any simple blouse-and-jean combo. 3 BOILING POINT Boilersuits have been a summer staple and are staying put for autumn too. This khaki number taps into the utility trend and with its flattering tie waist, it’s a winner. 4 SPOT ON Give classic polka dots a new lease of…

1 I LOVE TO LOOK BRONZED, SO WHEN I’M NOT GETTING A SPRAY TAN, I SWEAR BY… Bondi Sands Self Tanning Foam. It’s really great and gives a professional finish. 2 NUDE LIPSTICK IS MY GO-TO SHADE… I wear Mac Velvet Teddy, it’s a lovely lipstick and it tastes good enough to eat! I adore the smell. 3 I LOVE TO WEAR A STRONG-SMELLING PERFUME THAT LASTS ALL DAY… I’m walking around with Jo Malone Oud and Bergamot right now. It’s so nice and it really lingers. 4 A GOOD SKINCARE ROUTINE IS REALLY IMPORTANT… I like using YourGoodSkin products in the evening for a thorough cleanse, tone and moisturise. 5 FOR A PRISTINE FINISH, A PRIMER IS KEY… Dior Perfect Skin Primer gives your skin a flawless appearance and…

SIMPLE SUPPER ROAST SALMON FILLETS WITH APPLE SALSA VERDE SERVES 2 • 150g new potatoes, halved • 1tbsp olive oil • 150g asparagus • 2 x 130g salmon fillets • 50g rocket, finely chopped FOR THE SALSA VERDE: • 1 Braeburn apple, skin on and finely diced • 2tbsp red wine vinegar • 20g parsley • 20g basil • 10g mint leaves • 1 clove garlic, chopped • 2tbsp salted capers (optional) • 100ml extra virgin olive oil STEP 1 Preheat the oven to 200°C/fan180°C/gas mark 6. STEP 2 Tip the potatoes into a roasting tray, drizzle with the olive oil, season and roast in the oven for 35 mins. STEP 3 Meanwhile, blend all the ingredients for the salsa verde together using a hand-held food processor. STEP 4 Add…

WHY CLEVER GADGETS WON’T GET YOU FIT The NHS plans to give free Fitbits to overweight people at risk of Type 2 Diabetes, but Dr Christian says technology isn’t the answer An NHS scheme that costs £435-a-head will give patients free Fitbits, cookery lessons and exercise classes. The classes are good, but I’m not convinced by the Fitbits. DON’T TRUST THE DATA A big review of 67 studies last year said they were accurate on step count just half the time, and another study found they overestimated the number of calories burned while walking by more than 50 per cent. That’s not evidence-based medicine. Finally, a study that gave 800 people a Fitbit found that 90 per cent of them had abandoned it after a year. Knowing what you’re doing…

I have always been one to argue that love isn’t necessarily black and white. But after so many years of giving the benefit of the doubt, I’ve realised sometimes being too understanding results in being taken for a mug. Last week I had dinner with a friend who, fresh from his divorce, was dishing out some well-meaning dating advice. I shared the story of the last guy who I was seriously dating – detailing how he’d abruptly ended things the first time by ignoring my messages, only to come crawling back a few days later explaining how his “head was all over the place”. We were back on until he ghosted me over Christmas, only to get back in touch a few weeks after and again, later in the year.…

Former Emmerdale actress Natalie Anderson, 37, reveals her last few purchases £16.40 For bread, milk, wine and chocolate from the Co-Op. £4.99 On a game from Amazon, for my son’s [Freddie, seven] Kindle. £23 For a little outfit for my one-year-old nephew. £5.99 On costume jewellery. TK Maxx is great for quirky pieces. I found earrings in the clearance section, so I snapped them up. £6.40 At Pret a Manger for a chicken pesto flatbread and a decaf cappuccino. I can’t have too much coffee, it makes my heart feel like it’s racing. • Visit Natalie’s fashion, beauty and lifestyle site at www.thecapsule.co.uk…

Sinead’s been through a lot... She’s had the all-clear from her cancer, she’s in remission – but in the back of her head she’s always thinking, “Is it going to come back?” What happens on the day of her wedding? She’s very excited and she wakes up feeling elated. Everything is perfect, so when Beth finds a lump when she’s doing Sinead’s hair, it’s like she’s been shot. She instantly knows the cancer is back and her whole world just falls apart. Have you been working with any charities for this storyline? I’ve been working with Mummy’s Star; they specialise in helping families and women who’ve been suffering from cancer in or around pregnancy. It’s been really helpful chatting to them.…

This is the first time you’ve waved cash in front of the contestants… It’s something I’ve wanted to do with the show for a while. Money is such a powerful force in all of our lives and it offers a whole new level… In what way? If you don’t have material things, it strips everything right back. People are given a chance to think about what they really value. But then if you start putting money back into the equation, it’s like dropping grenades onto the island, and it really was like that. Every day when we watched the footage we’d be like, “Oh wow!” People can change when they get dazzled. What are your own thoughts about money? I always think it’s easy for somebody who has money to…

MUST READ Dead Guilty (MICHELLE DAVIES) Katy Pope was 17 when she was brutally murdered on a family holiday in Majorca, and her killer was never caught. Ten years later, Katy’s family return to the Spanish island to launch a fresh appeal for information, taking with them the newly seconded DC Maggie Neville as the family liaison officer. But it quickly goes from being more than just a press conference when Katy’s killer announces that it’s time for an encore... Michelle Davies always delivers suspense – and Dead Guilty is no exception. BEST DAY OUT We Will Rock You UK Tour Embarking on a huge UK tour starting this month, and heading all the way to July 2020, is the electrifying production of We Will Rock You. The musical tells…

HOLLY HAGAN We’re just guessing here, Hols, but if they put TV aerials up, aren’t they called receptionists??? CHRISSY TEIGEN So, it turns out that Chrissy Teigen must have been in the year above us at school – who else could have drawn all those willies in our text books? INSPIGRAM TAMARA ECCLESTONE Then our vibe must be “30-something cat addict with relationship baggage and a mild alcohol problem” – because that’s most definitely our tribe.…

Wayne Rooney insists he did not cheat with girl at hotel in shock statement She’s weathered many scandals in her 11-year marriage to Wayne Rooney, and last week – after photos surfaced of the footballer looking cosy with a string of mystery women on a night out in Canada last month – Coleen was pictured marching him through a Washington airport to fly back to the UK as their move home got underway. In pictures taken on 18 August, Wayne, 33, was seen looking close to a woman in a night club and at one point had his arm around her waist as she whispered in his ear. He was later spotted in a hotel lobby with another woman waiting for a lift at 5.30am. He was quick to deny…

Psychological therapist Emma Kenny says, “Katie is on the road to wreck and ruin. All this surgery is her trying to fix the turmoil on the inside. Her excessive surgery and disregard for whether it’s healthy or healing properly show her lack of self worth. I honestly don’t think she expects to be around for much longer. She isn’t thinking about the future – she’s wanting an instant high. She’s either going to kill herself through surgery or disfigure herself. Her club appearances, singing, mentioning of Peter and sexual comments are all her attempting to chase her former self. She’s desperate to be the Katie she was when she was a sex symbol. She has so little worth that she isn’t thinking about a long-term plan to sort herself out…

She’s been notoriously unlucky in love in the past, but Kylie Minogue’s latest relationship is going from strength to strength – with insiders predicting wedding bells are around the corner. The 51-year-old singer has been dating creative director Paul Solomons for 18 months, and was spotted sharing a romantic dinner with him in Majorca last week. Onlookers who saw the couple exclusively told Closer how they appeared “totally besotted” and were oblivious to other diners while they packed on the PDAs, constantly swapping kisses while Paul, 43, tenderly stroked her face. And insiders say pals wouldn’t be surprised if there was an announcement soon as the couple’s relationship deepens. A source says, “They’ve been together a while now, but are still very much in the honeymoon period. She really feels…

She was seen hand-in-hand with rumoured girlfriend Kaitlynn Carter at the MTV Video Music Awards in New Jersey last week, following their amorous display on a yacht in Italy last month. But pals close to Miley Cyrus are convinced she is rushing her new relationship as a way to cope with her “heartbreak” over the breakdown of her marriage to Liam Hemsworth, which ended in July. “Miley has gone full-throttle into party mode since she and Liam split, and she’s saying she’s completely loved-up with Kaitlynn,” says a source. “But her friends are concerned she’s going off the rails and is flaunting her new romance as a way to cover up the fact she’s devastated her marriage didn’t work out. It’s as though she’s jumping from one drama to another.”…

She confirmed last week that she’s pregnant with her fifth child, posting a heart-warming snap on Instagram of her four kids holding up signs announcing her happy news and revealing a baby scan under the sign “Coming soon...”. And pals say Rebekah Vardy, 37 – who has Sofia, four, and Finley, two, with footballer husband Jamie, 32, as well as Meghan, 13, and Taylor, nine, from two previous relationships – won’t stop at number five. A source says, “Rebekah thrives on having a bustling household and a home bursting with kids, and says she wants another two before she turns 40. She’s joked she wants a whole football team of kids.” And insiders say the former I’m A Celeb! star – who’s previously talked about the sexual abuse she endured…

She uses any opportunity to show off her famous curves – frequently flaunting an ample cleavage, rounded bottom and plumped-up pout on Instagram. And insiders say Lauren Goodger has set herself a goal to get her dream body before TOWIE’s ten-year reunion next autumn – with the main motivation being to show her married ex, Mark Wright, what he’s missing. A source says, “Lauren’s fixated on the reunion and coming face-to-face with Mark – insisting she wants to blow his mind and make him lust after her again. “She’s been talking about flying to LA after her birthday later this month and having a Brazilian butt lift and liposuction. “She wants Mark’s jaw to drop when he sees her in the flesh, and won’t rule out a non-surgical face lift…

She broke down in tears after being voted off Strictly Come Dancing when she failed to reach the final in 2012. And Lisa has some sound advice for this year’s contestants, telling them, “Be yourself. Your professional is your comfort blanket so let them lay that blanket, and get wrapped up in it.” She adds, “There’s no such thing as a Strictly curse. It’s life. It’s like snogging at a Christmas party when you’ve had too many Proseccos. I think if you look at the people it’s happened to [splitting with partners after the show], maybe their relationships were going that way anyway.” This year, Lisa will be rooting for her pals Catherine Tyldesley and Michelle Visage. She says, “Cath is a very dear friend, so I am Cath and…

She had been crowned Miss Great Britain when she was snapped up to appear on the 2016 series of Love Island, but Zara Holland has admitted that her time on the show left her battling depression. Opening up to Closer recently, the 22 year old – who famously lost her crown after having sex with fellow contestant Alex Bowen, and left the show soon after – said, “The period after Love Island was one of the toughest times of my life. I had trolling, cyber bullying, hate.” She said contestants should be warned that their celeb status can be fleeting, saying, “There were positives from being on the show – like PAs, money, clothing deals. But that doesn’t last long, and when the next series started and it dried up…

When Richard Hernandez was a boy, he felt trapped in the wrong body and yearned to be a girl. Years later, he became a transgender woman – but the transformation didn’t stop there. Incredibly, following many painful operations and cosmetic procedures, she changed her name to Tiamat Legion Medusa, and is now known as the “Dragon Lady” after turning herself into a mythical beast. Her decision to become a fearsome-looking reptile is rooted in her tragic childhood. Aged five, she was abandoned by her abusive parents and left with her grandparents on the farm where they lived. But far from giving her sanctuary, her grandfather continued the abuse. HATED & ABUSED Tiamat has vivid memories of being beaten and told she was worthless. She also remembers her grandfather brutally slaughtering…

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INSIDE LILAH’S FRIDGE • Eggs • Cheddar cheese • Houmous • Natural yoghurt • Melon slices • Semi-skimmed milk • Pork & Bramley Apple sausages • Cooked ham • Chicken breast fillets • Red onion • Carrot • Baby spinach • Red peppers • Lettuce • Raspberries • Cherry tomatoes • Oat milk • Sparkling water • White wine VERDICT NUTRITIONIST JULIETTE KELLOW SAYS: “Lilah’s diet is well-balanced and it’s great she includes wholegrain carbs like oats (bulgur wheat and quinoa are also good). With the cheese, sausages and ham, she should maybe watch her salt intake, as too much is linked to high blood pressure. Finally, as she avoids fish, a supplement of omega-3 fats could be worth considering.” TAKEAWAY TREAT WAGAMAMA The Yasai Samla curry dish is my…

MY BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT IS... giving people the confidence to cook. I get such a buzz when I see people post pictures on social media of dishes I’ve cooked. If I’m responsible for someone standing in the supermarket rather than a takeaway, then I’ve done my job properly. I’m also proud that despite not being a trained chef, I’ve opened 15 restaurants. MY LIFE CHANGED... after the birth of my daughter in 1997. I remember being handed her in the delivery room and a wave of love and emotion came over me. I thought, “This is why I’m here.” I WISH... I were more confident. I don’t think I’m alone in that. I’m incredibly plagued by self-doubt in all aspects of my life, whether it's work or personal. I constantly have…

❛WHEN FOOTBALLERS AREN’T PLAYING, THEY’RE LOOKING TO FILL THAT ADRENALINE BUZZ❜ She lived through the trauma of scandal when her footballer husband bedded a girl he’d met at a night club in their marital home. And Danielle Lloyd says that she understands how pal Coleen Rooney will be feeling following the recent headlines over husband Wayne being pictured on a night out with other women – although there’s no suggestion anything happened. TOXIC ATMOSPHERE Danielle, 35, was left “heartbroken and humiliated” in 2014 when husband of five years Jamie O’Hara, 32, cheated on her. The couple have three children together – Archie, now nine, Harry, eight, and George, six – but she decided to leave the marriage as soon as she discovered he’d been unfaithful. Unlike Coleen, who’s famously weathered…

She said she’d always love him following their heartbreaking divorce in 2010, despite a string of cheating allegations that left her “numb” just three and a half years after their fairy-tale wedding. And insiders say Cheryl, 36, has been left feeling unsettled after learning that Ashley Cole, 38, is looking at family homes in Gerrards Cross – situated just two miles from her Buckinghamshire home, where she recently moved to with her two-year-old son Bear, following her split from Liam Payne, 26. Former Arsenal and Chelsea player Ashley shares three-year-old son Jaxson and 18-month-old daughter Grace with Italian model Sharon Canu, 38, who bears a striking resemblance to his ex, Cheryl. He announced his retirement from football earlier this month and revealed plans to move into coaching. A source says,…

As the school holidays come to an end, mum-of-two Aimee Bradley is relieved – because she has struggled to feed her daughter this summer, and often goes without meals herself. Aimee, who lives in Havant, Hampshire, with her electrical engineer husband Davin, 36, and her children, Autumn, six, and 10-month-old son Ashton, explains, “We have empty cupboards and need to rely on food banks to feed the children. It sometimes scares me not knowing where the next meal is coming from and I lie awake at night thinking about it. “I’d never let the kids go hungry but it means that Davin and I skip meals. Sometimes I won’t eat all day. I can’t wait for Autumn to be back at school – at least then I’ll know she’ll have…

Holding her tiny bump alongside her beaming fiancé in a sweet Instagram post from her 28th birthday celebrations, reality star Lucy Mecklenburgh announced she’s expecting her first child, gushing, “Best birthday present I’ve ever had. Love you, Ryan Thomas.” However, the announcement was somewhat overshadowed by Ryan’s ex, Tina O’Brien – who shares ten-year-old daughter Scarlett with Ryan. Coronation Street actress Tina, 36 – who’s also mum to son Beau, four, with husband Adam Croft – posted a cryptic Instagram post just days after actor Ryan shared a tear-jerking video of Scarlett finding out she was going to be a big sister. The post read, “Don’t always trust what you see on social media. Even salt looks like sugar.” JEALOUS And while Tina’s Corrie co-stars, including Samia Longchambon and Nikki…

She’s previously spoken about her dream of having a big family, but in an emotional outpouring last week, Michelle Keegan opened up about the pressure on her and husband Mark Wright to have babies. Michelle – who married former TOWIE star Mark, 32, back in 2015 – expressed her frustration at constantly being asked when it will happen, saying, “It’s horrible. It’s like, ‘You’re 32 – are you not planning to have a baby yet?’ OBSESSED “People don’t know if we’re trying. They don’t know the background of what’s happening. It’s no one else’s business. In this day and age, you shouldn’t ask questions like that.” And pals tell Closer that the ongoing speculation has upset the Brassic star, who feels that her career – which has gone from strength…

ANNEKA: ‘Wearing sequin dresses horrifies me’ Former Treasure Hunt and Challenge Anneka presenter Anneka Rice is a self-confessed tomboy whose fans will remember seeing running around in a boilersuit on the ’80s and ’90s shows, so naturally she’s nervous about wearing sequins. “That bit of Strictly slightly horrifies me, as I’m not interested in frilly clothes at all,” she says. “No one at work has ever seen me in anything but jeans and I only wore pink for the first time last Christmas.” Strictly will also be 60-year-old Anneka’s first experience on the dancefloor. She says, “For years my sister has told me, ‘Don’t do Strictly, you can’t move!’ My family has never seen me dance – not at a wedding, a party, nothing.” Which begs the question, why is…

We must do more to improve dementia care in this country EastEnders legend Dame Barbara Windsor – who has Alzheimer’s – has been campaigning for more government help with dementia care and will be presenting a petition to PM Boris Johnson this week. It can cost families hundreds or even thousands of pounds each month to look after loved ones who are suffering. Fortunately, I don’t have anyone in my family who has it, but my grandmother raised me and now she’s getting older, I realise it’s my turn to look after her. We are hugely fortunate to have the NHS in the UK and I believe everyone should have access to health care, regardless of wealth. But diseases like dementia affect entire families, not just the patient, so I…

‘Things only got complicated after booze came along’ IT’S TOUGHER FOR WOMEN “Women have got the raw deal, the way we’re made. The menopause is probably the biggest b ****** among the female anatomy. Your hormones just go ape s*** . I used to walk around with a bag like Mary Poppins because I needed one that big to carry every size of sanitary towel and tampon. I became quite isolated because I didn’t want to go anywhere, and I hated being a woman. Men go through a sort of menopause but it’s called the mid-life crisis. ‘Oh, he’s had an affair and he’s bought a Jag because he’s having a mid-life crisis.’” DON’T EXPECT EVERYTHING TO BE A SUCCESS “When I first worked with Harry Enfield doing Wayne and…

‘I’ve got rid of a lot of the stress in my life’ She was once one of the most photographed women in the world but, despite her supermodel looks, Caprice Bourret reveals she used to have body hang-ups just like the rest of us. And while some stars claim they can eat whatever they want and stay slim, Caprice, 47, is refreshingly honest about how hard she had to work for her enviable figure. But since having her sons Jax and Jett, both six, – one who was born naturally and one via a surrogate (though she’s never disclosed which) – she now sees her body in a new light. SEXY AND CONFIDENT “When you have a kid, everything changes. The cellulite comes on and the weight is much harder…

IN THE NEWS HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOULES! Joules is celebrating 30 years of making memories with its new limited-edition anniversary collection. We can’t get enough of the gorgeous edit, which features their iconic floral prints, classic colour palettes and heritage fabrics on everything from clothes to bags. And it’s officially time to get your shop on, as this bloomin’ beautiful collection won’t be around for long. WHO WORE IT BEST? LYDIA BRIGHT VS KADY MCDERMOTT The fashion world has gone wild for punchy prints, and these two stars have shown off the trend by stepping out in these matching looks. Love Island star Kady let her outfit do the talking, while TOWIE’s Lydia amped hers up with a statement pink blazer. Both strong contenders. VERDICT: We’re impressed that the stars have…

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How much do you spend per week? Usually around £100 but I’m not good at doing one big weekly shop, so I go a few times a week. Describe your daily diet... For breakfast I’ll have a coffee with a bowl of sliced apple, natural yoghurt, frozen berries, oats and seeds. Lunch would be a chicken wrap or spicy chicken salad, and for dinner an omelette with ham and cheese, or I’ll rustle up some sausages. Afterwards, I’ll have a pudding or a few slices of orange melon. During the day, I snack on barbecue crunch boxes from Graze, which contain spiced peas or corn chips, or I’ll have almonds. I drink a lot of Twinings pink grapefruit tea, which I really like. What’s the strangest thing you’ve eaten? I…

RELATIONSHIPS HAVE TIME AWAY FROM YOUR PARTNER Gwyneth Paltrow only lives with her hubby four nights a week. We can’t all afford two homes, but we can have time alone Asking a partner, or being asked by one for “space” can feel like a rejection. On TV, it’s often code for “I don’t love you any more” but, in reality, having time apart is important and can benefit the partnership. Actress Gwyneth Paltrow only lives with her husband Brad Falchuk four nights a week, but a good relationship doesn’t require separate addresses. Agree what healthy space means for you. It’s not about escaping each other, but developing individually within your relationship to keep it growing and keep you interesting to one another. You may just want a night a week…

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Tell us about your episode... It was eye-opening! It ended up being emotional and a love letter to my grandad, Eddie – who’s still with us – because he’s always cared so much about where our family are from. To be able to do this for him was amazing. He loved hearing about the findings. Your ancestors became targets of the Spanish Inquisition? It’s hard to relate to that, because I’ve never met those family members of course. But it’s made the Spanish Inquisition [which dominated Spanish life for over 300 years; punishing anyone whose faith was in doubt] so much more relatable to me. To know that my nine-times great-grandfather was tortured for over two years, and his nephew burned at the stake – that is hard to comprehend.…

THIS WEEK’S CELEB STAR SIGN VIRGO 23 AUG-22 SEP You just had the New Moon in your sign, so now is the week to stay on course in terms of chasing your dreams. Map out a 12-month battle plan and keep it somewhere you can refer to it. PS Working with the Moon is life-changing – find out how at moonmessages. com/moonlite LIBRA 23 SEP-22 OCT Take some time out this week if you can. The Sun is in the 12th House, so your best bet is to stay as low-profile as you can. If you’re embarking on something new, keep your head down, watch, listen and learn rather than taking centre stage (yet). PS Working with the Moon is life-changing – find out how at moonmessages.com/moonlite SCORPIO 23 OCT-21…