50 FIRST DATES
Evolution can be a fickle mistress. I guess what I’m trying to say is that as a gun-loving, flag-waving, old-school patriot, there are things going on these days that are hard to swallow. If you’ve got at least one eye on the news, you know what I mean. It all reminds me of the chorus in “Old Hippie,” by the Bellamy Brothers: “Should he hang on to the old, should he grab on to the new?” Granted, there are a few things that I’ve not only come to accept, but I actually appreciate: I’m OK with trucks now having four doors (but you’ll never convince me that a real truck should have a sunroof). And, as far as I’m concerned, whoever first invented the electric knife sharpener and gas-powered log splitter…