A TACTICAL LIFE POST-CHRISTMAS POEM
’Twas the week after Christmas, as we closed out this issue,Keyboards were clacking, this was no time for tissues; Gun spec charts designed, all photos cropped nicely,Editors triple-checked copy, gotta make press precisely; Corrections and cover blurbs, dancin’ ’round in our heads,With SHOT Show just weeks away, office air thick with dread; Sure it’s last minute, but that story must get nixed,If we don’t run the SCAR piece, readers will be pissed; Emails flying about Dead Air, Nighthawk and Leapers,Barrett and Springfield, Demo Dick—jeepers creepers; Yarns ahead from Rendezvous, about targets getting toasted,While Chad, Ben and Josh prep web stuff, that’s about to get posted; There’s also Duncan and Chesnut, Cernauskas, Ortega,Slifkin, Allocca and Nino the elf who might save ya; Our crew isn’t big, but they work hard for…