The Pikes Peak race in Colorado, USA, is 12.4 miles long. Which, let’s face it, is rubbish. Here in Great Britain we’ve a man-sized, 390 mile-long hill climb, rising from the lowest road in the UK at Holme Fen in Cambridgeshire, to its highest, the Cairnwell Pass on the A93 in the Cairngorms, Scotland. So that’s 30 times harder. And, at 8.5 hours, it’s 51 times longer than the Pikes Peak race record time. So, metaphorically at least, up yours, America.
On the other hand, the real Pikes Peak rises from 9000ft to over 14,000ft, while Holme Fen is 10ft below sea level and the Cairnwell Pass is just 2200ft above it. So nosebleeds and oxygen starvation won’t be a problem.
But bum-ache might be, considering this is going to…
