SEMPER PARATUS
I AM INCREDIBLY CLUMSY. I blame it on the fact that I’m cross-dominant, soIuse my left hand and foot for some tasks, and my right hand and foot for others. ¶ Case in point: Last summer, I was cooking and dropped a Pyrex measuring cup while retrieving it from a kitchen cabinet. The cup smashed onto the countertop and ricocheted off the backsplash, and a piece of glass lodged in my hand. I went to my closet, took out my first-aid kit and went to work. I removed the glass, cleaned the wound and added some butterfly stitches until I could get to urgent care to have it stitched properly. ¶ In another instance a few years back, I was fishing 100 miles from nowhere in the middle of the…