Table of contents for Issue 647 in Closer

Lauren Goodger has admitted trying every faddy diet going, on top of a self-confessed emotional relationship with food. But after going on a mission to cut back on partying and stick to a sensible healthy eating and exercise regime, she seems to have finally cracked it and is wowing everyone with her new size 12 figure. What’s most apparent is how much healthier and more confident she looks. It’s clear her old lifestyle wasn’t making her happy – the new Lauren looks like a woman reborn. GET CLOSER WHEREVER YOU ARE DOWNLOAD: DIGITAL EDITION AVAILABLE ON APPLE AND GOOGLE PLAY JOIN US: GET OUR FREE WEEKLY NEWSLETTER VISIT: WWW.CLOSERONLINE.CO.UK WWW.CLOSERDIETS.COM TAKE PART: TWITTER.COM/CLOSERONLINE FACEBOOK.COM/CLOSERMAG…

She looked happy and content as she celebrated her husband David Beckham’s 40th birthday in Morocco two weeks ago, surrounded by their children. Now insiders say Posh is eager for baby number five, telling pals she’s started a “fertility-boosting diet” to increase her chances of conceiving. Opening up about their family in 2012, David gushed: “We might have one or two more, you never know. We’re not thinking about it yet but, if it happens, great.” A source reveals: “Victoria had an amazing time celebrating David’s birthday with their children, and it reinforced how much she’d love another baby. It’s something David’s wanted for a while, and now she says he’s finally convinced her. “She’s told friends that at 41, she knows it may be harder to conceive, so she’s…

She’s not been shy to flaunt her new romance with property investor Tom Jimson, sharing a stream of loved-up snaps last week during a romantic weekend in Dubai. Now pals say Danielle Lloyd and her new man are so smitten, she’s told pals he’s already asked her to relocate to Dubai with him. A source says: “Danielle didn’t think she’d fall this hard so soon after her marriage split, but she’s smitten. They’ve only been dating a few weeks but Tom, who’s based in Dubai, has already asked her to move there with him. She’s flattered, but obviously she has her young sons to think about and they’ll always come first.” Danielle, 31, split from husband Jamie O’Hara, 28 – who is dad to her three boys Archie, four, Harry,…

She may have shot to fame on Made In Chelsea in 2012 but Kimberley Garner reveals that she quit the show after just one series because the female members of the cast were “unfriendly.” But after meeting Kelly Brook by chance in LA earlier this year, the 25-year-old reality star and swimwear designer reveals she’s finally struck up a celebrity friendship that will last. Kimberley says: “I bumped into Kelly by chance at a hotel reception and got talking to her – she was so sweet and lovely. Afterwards, we started hanging out together – we went to the zoo and for dinners. She kept wanting to meet up! She treated me like a little sister in LA and really took me under her wing.” The girls also bonded over…

Even with summer approaching, there are still plenty of bugs and viruses going around. But if you can't snake off those sniffles and sneezes, it's worth getting expert advice about whether you're suffering from hayfever. One in five people in the UK has the pollen allergy, but the most common symptoms - frequent snoozing, a runny or blocked nose, itchy, red or water/ eyes and a cough - can easily be confused with a cold, so it's net surprising that many of us fail to get treatment. On the other hand, some people may take hayfever medication, but find they still get symptoms, while other sufferers give up treating the condition altogether, after trying ineffective medication in the past. But seeking professional advice will help to ensure that you receive…

He’s already enjoyed stag dos in Essex and Spain, and Mark Wright couldn’t hide his excitement as his best mates joined him for a week of hijinks in Las Vegas – his third and final celebration before his wedding to Michelle Keegan. The lads wore T-shirts that read: “Vegas – The Wright Way.” Among the stags were Mark’s cousin Elliott Wright and close pal James “Arg” Argent, who spent several weeks in rehab recently due to an alleged drink and drug problem. Reports claimed that Mark was keen to help make sure his best pal stayed on the no-booze bandwagon during the holiday. And while partying in Vegas, Mark bumped into former Big Brother star Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, who took to Twitter to share a snap of them both with the…

ASYMMETRIC SHAPES The one-shouldered style has had a bit of a revival this year. Team this floral, asymmetric top with a flirty, flared skirt and heels for date night. BOLD DANGLIES This punchy pair will lift the simplest of outfits into something far more special for the warmer months. We love! CAGED HEELS Now’s the time to up your shoe game with sexy, caged high-heel boots. This purse-friendly pair are perfect for summer – now book that pedi pronto! DYNAMIC DENIM Denim comes in a whole host of new shapes for summer – it’s up to you how you wear it. EMBELLISHED From sequins to intricate beading, crafty details give printed fabrics a luxe finish – and will take you from work to rooftop bar in a flash. FRINGING Fringing…

Would you believe a recent study* by Gillette Venus found that women still feel stereotyped and labelled as either one thing or another? But we shouldn’t let ourselves be categorised like this – after all, we can be gorgeous and clever, sporty and studious, and funny and shy. It’s all of our qualities combined that makes each of us truly unique. Gilette Venus has partnered up with Superdrug and celebrity ambassador Emma Willis to celebrate the greatest qualities women possess by encouraging females nationwide to embrace their “AND” side. Emma, 39 – who’s mum to Isabelle, five, and Ace, three, with singer husband Matt Willis – says: “Yes I’m a TV presenter and a mum and a wife – but I’m also a thrill seeker who loves sports and DIY,…

GET A CAFFEINE FIX Millie Mackintosh has enviable pins, correct? Which is why we’re stocking up on her go-to anti-puckering cream. “I was looking for a product to help firm-up my skin and combat a bit of cellulite before I got into a bikini. I found Nip + Fab’s cellulite cream, which I love,” says the former Made In Chelsea star. The Cellulite Fix is rich in caffeine, a diuretic that’s known to improve skin tone. Used twice daily, it works instantly by dehydrating fat cells for a few hours so skin appears immediately tighter. YOGA AWAY STRESS Stress can cause the toxic fat that gives thighs and bottoms a bumpy texture – who knew? “When you’re stressed, the majority of your body’s blood flow is directed towards vital organs…

It’s been an amazing couple of years for Sarah-Jane Crawford. After landing one of the biggest gigs on TV, presenting The X Factor spin-off show The Xtra Factor , she now has her own radio show and a posse of famous pals. But behind the scenes, Sarah-Jane has been through some worrying health scares. Last year, she had a lump removed from her breast, and in January she had an operation to remove fibroids in her womb. During our shoot, 33-year-old Sarah-Jane admits her cancer scare changed her perspective on life. She says: “You have days where you think, ‘Universe, just make me well from this one thing and I promise I won’t whinge about little things.’ I’m always thankful to have a functioning body these days.” Sarah-Jane – who…

MICHAEL UNDERWOOD’S COURGETTE SPAGHETTI WITH BOLOGNESE SERVES 4 4tbsp olive oil 1 garlic clove, finely chopped 1 small carrot, chopped 1 small onion, chopped 2-3 sticks of celery, chopped Dash of Worcestershire sauce 500g turkey mince 400g can of chopped tomatoes 2tbsp tomato purée 1 bay leaf 1 sprig of rosemary 2 large courgettes STEP 1 Heat the olive oil in a frying pan and add the garlic, carrot, onion and celery. After 1 min, season with salt and pepper, cook until soft. STEP 2 Pour in 120ml water and add the Worcestershire sauce, then fry on a high heat for 5 mins. Add turkey mince and cook for 10 mins. STEP 3 Add the tomatoes, tomato purée, bay leaf and rosemary. Reduce the heat and simmer for up to…

HOW TO... MAKE THE RIGHT MOVE I’m A Celeb’s Jake Quickenden and his girlfriend Danielle Fogarty have moved in after just four months. Surprisingly, research shows around a third of couples move in during the first six months, but only seven per cent of those couples thought it was a wise move in hindsight. So how can you be sure it’s not too soon? DON’T RUSH! Moving in and getting married may be your ultimate goal, but enjoying every stage of love creates a firm foundation. Remember you’ll be confronted with each other’s bad habits when you live together – make sure you are ready to let go of the romance and move on to reality. DO IT FOR THE RIGHT REASONS If it’s for convenience (eg your lease has…

‘IF HE LIKES ME SO MUCH, WHY DOES HE ONLY TEXT THREE-WORD REPLIES?’ Never judge a man by his length, especially his texts. You already know men are selective with words – but when it comes to writing them down, we’re virtually mute. I’ve seen the way most women text – a minimum of two fingers at a steady 60wpm. We’re never going to compete with that, even if we had something to say. With our fat fingers making dozens of Autocorrect mistakes per word, it’s no wonder we keep it brief. Don’t take it personally.…

Q Why the red face? I have a really red, flushed face most of the time and my doctor doesn’t seem to know what’s going on. I hate how it looks – what can I do about it? Felicity, by email A Some people just naturally have a reddish face. If you spend a lot of time outside, this may well be normal for you, especially if you’re fair-skinned. But it may also be a sign of a skin condition such as eczema, rosacea or even autoimmune disorder lupus. Steroid tablets for another condition can cause it, as can some blood pressure medications. Allergies and sensitivities to products are common culprits too. If your GP is stumped then you should ask for a referral to a dermatologist. Q Is my…

SAVE £££S! Avoid holiday heartbreak! British holidaymakers were conned out of £2.2m last year through internet-based scams, a new report has shown. Thousands booked their trip online only to arrive at their accommodation and discover no booking had been made. To make sure you aren’t a victim, pay on a credit or debit card rather than a bank transfer (where most fraud was reported), check the holiday company is a member of the Association of British Travel Agents, and check the URL when you are on the booking site to make sure you haven’t been redirected to a bogus site. QUICK QUID Be city-break savvy! Planning a city break? Caxton FX have produced a guide to the cities where your money will go further. A glass of wine costs £6.24…

Your character, Rachel, is involved in a dramatic storyline. Why does she tell Jai she wants full custody of their son Archie? She discovers that Jai locked Charity Dingle in a container and effectively left her for dead. She suddenly thinks he’s not safe to be around and realises that, if she’s canny about it, she can use the information as leverage to make sure he doesn’t get Archie. Jai has been playing a good game – one minute he’s willing to compromise over Archie, the next he’s not, and she genuinely feels under threat of losing her son. We bet Jai doesn’t take this lying down! Unfortunately he comes back even harder. He lures her back to the factory and things get very dark. Rachel is quite a tough,…

She vowed to shed 3st after unflattering bikini photos of her surfaced in February – admitting she’d reached her heaviest at 12st 9lbs. And after throwing herself into a strict fitness regime and healthy-eating plan, a slimmed-down Lauren Goodger debuted her figure on holiday in Spain last week, telling pals she’s already shed nearly 2st. A source reveals: “Lauren is now around 11st and has gone from a size 16 to a 12. Her goal is to get down to 9st 2lbs and a slim size 8-10 so she’s not quite there yet, but she’s told friends that all the compliments she’s been getting are making her feel even more motivated. “Lauren says this is the first time in her life that she feels in control of her weight –…

PEREZ: ‘BEY & JAY ARE STRONGER AS A BRAND’ Notorious celeb blogger Perez Hilton says: “Beyoncé and Jay-Z are both superstars, but they’re far more powerful and famous as a unit. They help each other in their careers countless ways, pushing their brand. Also, knowing Beyoncé, I think she’s going to want another baby before she’d ever call it quits on her marriage – even if there was a rift in their relationship!” CLAIRE POWELL: ‘THEY WERE RIGHT TO STAY SILENT ON THE SCANDAL’ Meanwhile, celebrity publicist Claire Powell – whose clients include Peter Andre – says: “When a celeb couple are faced with a scandal like last year's ‘lift-gate’ they have two options – speak out or keep quiet and carry on. Beyoncé and Jay-Z may have released a…

She was the only Spice Girl absent from David Beckham’s 40th birthday extravaganza in Morocco – and friends say Mel B was left feeling hurt that her former bandmates Emma Bunton, Geri Halliwell and Melanie Chisholm were all there to celebrate with Posh. And with Posh’s close pal Eva Longoria labelling herself the “new Spice Girl” in a Twitter snap, sources say an absent Mel, 39, felt especially snubbed. A source reveals: “Mel didn’t expect an invite to Becks’ 40th, but when she saw that the rest of the girls had been invited, and not her, she couldn’t help but feel hurt. “Mel was particularly surprised by Eva’s comment about being the new Spice Girl, especially because she and Eva don’t know each other well.” Posh and Mel have been…

At 23 years old and 23st, Bianca Arthur has struggled with her weight since she was 10 and still at primary school. Shockingly Bianca, who’s 5ft 1, now has a BMI of 60.8 – way over the healthy range of 18.5-24.9. In a desperate bid to slim down, size 30 Bianca is on a strict diet and hoping for a gastric band on the NHS because she doesn’t think she can lose all her excess weight without help. Sadly, Bianca is far from alone. Statistics released last week show that Britain faces an obesity timebomb – with the vast majority of us likely to be overweight within just 15 years. Worryingly, the World Health Organisation predicts 64 per cent of women will be overweight by 2030 with one third classed…

It’s been a tough year so far for Ferne McCann. Two months ago, the TOWIE star woke up to find that her on/off boyfriend, Charlie Sims, had ended their five-year relationship on Twitter. At the time, Ferne was heartbroken but the pair have now buried the hatchet and are determined to remain good friends. But it’s not just the very public break-up that she’s had to contend with on social media. Ferne has also been the subject of vicious abuse from online trolls, who’ve posted comments including: “Sort your warty nose out” and “I want to take an iron to her face.” Horrifyingly, she’s even been taunted with physical threats, with one troll writing: “I want her to die” and another: “I would happily kill her.” The courageous 24-year-old star…

He’s never been shy about his emotions. In the past Peter Andre has admitted to suffering from panic attacks and anxiety and he’s been open about the devastating trauma of losing his brother Andrew to cancer three years ago. When Pete talks to Closer, he confides that after everything he’s been through, he still lives in fear that more dark times are potentially around the corner. Pete says: “The more you love someone, the more you’re going to get hurt. I feel sick when I think about losing someone else close to me. My parents are in their 80s and all of a sudden I could lose them. I’ve grown up loving my family so much, but I worry about my parents all the time and I didn’t before I…

He’s been posting loved-up photos of his new girlfriend Bethany Hitch after going public with their budding romance in Dubai last month. But insiders are concerned Joey Essex may be in danger of risking his new relationship as insiders say he still talks about ex Sam Faiers. The 24-year-old former TOWIE star had a turbulent on-off four-year romance with Sam before their split in October last year – even enjoying a brief engagement in the summer of 2013. A source reveals: “Joey seems keen on Beth but she’s told friends she’s growing tired of him talking about Sam and slagging off their relationship. At first Beth was happy to listen. But now they’re in a proper relationship she finds it a bit frustrating. “Joey seems keen on getting more press…

WHO WORE IT BEST? AMY CHILDS VS MARIA FOWLER We love a celeb in high street and this bargainous ’70s-style two-piece from Pretty Little Thing (£35) is clearly a hit on the Essex scene as former TOWIE stars Amy and Maria go head-to-head. While Amy shows off her curves in the silver version, paired with a nude handbag, Maria sticks to figure-flattering black, teamed with a kooky banana-shaped clutch. VERDICT Maria plays it safe in black – but it so works – making her our style queen. WHAT’S ROSIE’S SECRET?! Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, 28 She’s one of the most beautiful women in the world and Victoria’s Secret model Rosie was the belle of the (Met) Ball in this shimmering Atelier Versace gown, with a bold colour-pop lip and sexy slicked-back hair.…

ASK US... If you’ve ever wanted to ask us a question here’s your chance! Q WITH RUMOURS THAT OLD HOUSEMATES ARE RETURNING TO BIG BROTHER THIS SERIES, WHO WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO SEE? Michelle, via email A Acting deputy chief sub-editor Zoe Forbes says: “I’ve watched pretty much every series of BB and I’d love to see ’80s singer Pete Burns, from CBB 2006, return! He’s the ultimate diva who has a colourful past – and, after reportedly blowing all his cash on surgery, he probably needs the money.” YOU DEBATE! SHOULD THE NHS REFUSE STERILISATION TO YOUNG WOMEN? Holly Brockwell, 29, decided that she wanted to remain child-free, but was refused sterilisation by doctors who tried…

THROW AND GO Soak this seed bomb under water then throw it in a bed of soil in the garden. Weeks later, sit back and look at your new flowers bursting into bloom! TRAVEL BUDDY These map postcards come with 14 pin and plane stickers so you can personalise them and keep your family and friends up to date with your travels. WOOF WOOF They say dogs are a man’s best friend, and this wiry pooch will also be your cleaner too – he’ll guard and neatly tidy all your magazines and newspapers! WEDDING WAVERS A cheerful, mess-free alternative to confetti and perfect to use for those wedding selfies, these colourful flags are a must for a big day! SCRIBBLE IT As well as keeping your tablet safe, this zip-up…

BASKET CASE Open bookcases make a stylish hiding place for chaotic living. Wooden ladder styles from M&S (pictured, £279) or Argos (£79.99) will give a Scandi twist to a room, too. Add copper storage baskets from H&M (£12.99 each) to keep everyday items easily accessible but out of sight. COLOUR SPLASH Introducing order into your bathroom isn’t easy, but a few glass pots like these (Debenhams, from £30) are fab for storing bits and bobs like tweezers and floss. Just add alphabetical hooks (M&S, £6 each) to keep track of the family’s towels. GO POT-TY Tin pots and jam jars are the ultimate organisation stars for all your gardening bits and bobs. We love these ones from Annabel James (£19.95 for set of nine), or try Nutley’s hexagonal glass jam…

DAVINA MCCALL She’s our ultimate down-to-earth fitness guru. Here are her secrets… THE MOVES Davina’s weight can yo-yo, but she has a nifty trick. “I get motivated by pinning up a picture of myself when I was looking really good,” she says. As well as cycling and running, the 47-year-old does her own DVDs. She reveals: “I get the girls round on a Saturday morning sometimes and we work out at my house.” Her latest DVD, 7 Minute Fit, features workouts with jogs, squats, boxing and sprints. THE FOODS Davina has ditched sugary sweets and white carbs and swaps in healthy alternatives, keeping carbs to 15 per cent of her plate. Breakfast is granola with whole milk or poached eggs and avocado on toast, lunch is a bean or feta,…

Which three foods would you take to a desert island? Poached eggs on toast because it was the best meal my mum made me as a child, a Thai salad as the flavours are so refreshing and you need that on a desert island, and a roast dinner to remind me of home. What would you order for your last meal? Lobster thermidor. When I was younger and working on cruise ships, it was the most decadent thing on the menu. I wasn’t used to fancy food like that, so this dish holds fond memories of those days. What’s been your most memorable meal? When I was in Barbados, I went to a beautiful restaurant there called The Cliff. I had their taster menu, which was amazing. The atmosphere was…

What’s your earliest memory? Sitting on my grandpa’s knee, looking out of the window at the ducks. I would have been two or three. What’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face? The most outrageous, beautiful sunrise. Who do you talk to when times get tough? My mum and my big sister, Catherine. We’re all very close. What’s your proudest achievement? Staying in the TV game for 12 years. It’s been amazing but also really tough. Zoe is an ambassador for Nature Valley Protein ( www.naturevalley.com )…

He’s a phoneaholic Q My partner is constantly on his phone. I don’t think he’s up to anything, but I find it rude and insulting when we’re spending time together. How can I stop him? Marcy, by email A Tell him it upsets you because it sends a strong message that other people and things are more interesting to him than you are. Ask him to compromise and create technology-free zones and times. Maybe he can only check his phone every half an hour when you’re out for dinner? Or keep the bedroom phone-free after a certain time. Should we call it quits? Q I moved to the UK to be with my partner, but now I want to go home and he won’t discuss it. We’re doing OK, but…

What’s been your biggest health scare? I got an infection in my jawbone, in 2013. It started as a toothache before I went to A&E in agony. The pain was worse than childbirth! How much alcohol do you drink a week? Maybe a bottle of wine a week, or nothing at all. Any embarrassing health moments? I had chronic constipation after having my children [Constance, 14, and Pollyanna, seven] – not glamorous at all. Do you ever diet? Never. Dieting is unsustainable and it’s so much better for you to eat real food and live a healthy lifestyle. Have you ever had any mental health issues? I had postnatal depression after having my second baby. It hit me like a tonne of bricks. I felt isolated, listless and didn’t want…

Hannah Matthews, 25, an arts manager from London, is finding it hard to pay off her student debt After doing an undergraduate degree in Drama, I decided to do a Master’s in Performance Arts. I took out a £10,000 Career Development Loan to pay for it, which I’m paying back in monthly instalments over a period of three years – plus 9.9% interest. Since graduating, I’ve found a job I love, but the salary is basic. I’m struggling to cover living costs and pay off my loan. Most of my wage goes on rent and utilities. I have an overdraft, but I get charged if I go into it. I’ve tried cutting back – I used to spend £80 a month on going out but have almost halved that, and…

WHERE’S THE WEIRDEST PLACE YOU’VE BEEN RECOGNISED? I was in Brighton at the seaside buying mussels and the man said: “I can’t believe I’m serving a girl from Emmerdale some fish!” I thought, “Why wouldn’t you? We eat fish too!” WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE TELLY SHOW? Never Mind The Buzzcocks because Bill Bailey is a comedy genius and Noel Fielding [right] is one of my secret crushes. There’s something quirky and lovely about him. WOULD YOU EVER DO A REALITY TV SHOW? I’d love to do Strictly. I have two left feet and I’d love to learn to dance. I’m A Celeb! always intrigues me – but whether I’d have the guts to do what they do, I don’t know. WHAT’S YOUR WEAKNESS? I wear my heart on my sleeve and…

All eyes were on music’s most powerful couple last week as they made a show-stopping entrance at the prestigious Met Gala in New York – with Beyoncé wowing crowds in a sheer Givenchy gown while her sharply-suited husband Jay-Z looked on. Last year, the couple made headlines at the same event for all the wrong reasons when CCTV footage showed Beyoncé’s sister Solange attacking Jay-Z in a lift while the singer looked on passively. At the time, reports raged that Solange had accused Jay-Z of being “too flirtatious” with fashion designer Rachel Roy. Jay-Z and Beyoncé, 33, then failed to attend close friend Kanye West’s wedding to Kim Kardashian later that month – at which Rachel was a guest. It was the start of months of rumours over the state…

Last week marked 12 months since Jordan sensationally announced on Twitter that her husband Kieran Hayler had been cheating on her with her best friend Jane Pountney – just days after revealing she was expecting their second child. Since then, Jordan – real name Katie Price – has started afresh with her 28-year-old husband by moving home and renewing their vows to banish memories of the heartbreaking betrayal. But sources close to the mum-of-five say she has confronted Kieran over fresh rumours that Jane, 50 – who was bridesmaid at their wedding in 2013 – has shocking sex pictures taken at the time of the affair and is threatening to drop “a big bombshell” on the couple. A source reveals: “Katie is furious. She doesn’t want any more revelations as…

She’s famed for her pursuit of physical perfection and after posing on the red carpet at the Met Gala last week, insiders claimed Kim Kardashian spent a staggering £13,000 on body treatments in a bid to eclipse every star at the event, including Beyoncé and Jennifer Lopez. Kim, 34 – who has previously admitted that she’ll “try anything that makes you look and feel youthful” – is no stranger to going to extremes for beauty, having braved a vampire facial in 2014, where she had her face repeatedly injected with a treatment made from her own blood. But pals say the reality star’s vanity reached a whole new level ahead of last week’s prestigious event. A source says: “Kim was determined to steal the show with her body – she…

He was axed from TOWIE in April following months of drama surrounding reports of threats made to his ex-girlfriend – and mother to his 16-month-old son Teddy – Megan Tomlin. And last week it emerged that Dan Osborne had reportedly called police to Megan’s house two weeks ago following yet another row. Now pals say Dan’s girlfriend Jacqueline Jossa – who gave birth to their daughter Ella in February – is pleading with him to heal his rift with Megan, 22, once and for all. A source reveals: “Dan has insisted to Jacqueline his anger with Megan was always to do with Teddy and fearing she would try to stop him from seeing him. Jacqueline feels things are so fiery with Megan and Dan that they desperately need to make…

Most grooms feel pumped up for their wedding day and Camille Hodges’ partner was certainly under pressure. Incredibly, Camille’s married an inflatable doll she calls Samuel. And the 37 year old says her blow-up beau fulfils her both emotionally and physically, claiming sex with Samuel never leaves her feeling deflated. Camille, from Croydon, says: “I know people might find it shocking, but I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. When I saw Samuel it was love at first sight. “He fulfils all my needs and we have sex every day – it’s the best ever! I always orgasm, either through penetration with his inflatable willy or by rubbing up against him. “He’s the ideal hubby – loyal, trustworthy, always up for sex and doesn’t answer back! I’ve had a few relationships…

She’s set to marry fiancé Mark Wright later this month and when Michelle Keegan was pictured last week in London, her suspiciously plump pout sparked rumours she’d had help to look her best on the day. And celebrity surgeon Mark Ho-Asjoe tells Closer her fuller lips look like the result of fillers. He says: “Michelle has likely had some fillers, either Juvéderm or Restylane, which cost around £350. Before, her lips looked thin but now her top lip is visibly swollen and curved, which happens when you’ve had fillers injected into that area. Her forehead is always smooth, so she may also have had Botox.” And although the gorgeous 27-year-old was recently crowned FHM’s Sexiest Woman, insiders say perfectionist Michelle is still worried about looking flawless for her wedding, which…

She’s known for her fabulous curvy figure, but TOWIE favourite Danielle Armstrong tells Closer that she still has to work hard to stay in shape. The 27-year-old is jetting out to Marbella with the cast at the end of May to film a TOWIE summer special, but Danielle says she feels lucky that Kim Kardashian has made having a curvaceous figure desirable. Danielle reveals: “I like to work on my bum and thighs – they’re my bigger areas so they need the most attention. I’m lucky that Kim’s made having curves popular.” But while she works hard to stay in shape, Danielle reveals that boyfriend James Lock, 27, keeps her in check if she’s losing too much weight as he loves her fuller bottom. She says: “James loves my bum…

She proved her critics wrong when she stormed last year’s Eurovision and was crowned the show’s winner – saying in her tearful acceptance speech: “This night is dedicated to everyone who believes in a future of peace and freedom.” One year on, Austrian singer and drag queen Conchita Wurst – real name Thomas Neuwirth – says she supports Bruce Jenner after he admitted two weeks ago that he was transitioning into a woman. She says: “Of course I support Bruce’s choice – but I do feel in two minds about him being so public. On the one hand I’m sure it will do a lot of good for the transgender community and help raise awareness. But it’s a private matter and someone’s gender or sexuality shouldn’t be anyone else’s business.”…

IN THE NEWS… LAVISH ALICE GOES BRIGHT AND BOLD We’re certainly feeling sunny side up at Closer HQ looking at the latest drop from Lavish Alice. Packed with pimped-up punchy frocks and separates we can’t wait to get our hands on. The faux tied waists are a subtle nod to the ’90s new vibe, the cuts are all uber-flattering and the colour pops will work well together or make a statement all on their own. Buy now, ladies, and make 2015 the summer of colour loving! I WANT WHAT SHE’S GOT! IF YOU LIKE … Bejewelled bangles An armful of studded, boho bangles has long been the finishing touch to denim shorts and gladiator sandals for festival goers. …YOU’LL LOVE Leather cuffs For a lighter take on arm candy, update…

JUST LANDED Ladies, now’s the time to wake up hibernating arms and legs. Here’s how to make it all the more enjoyable! Swap your shower gel for this sea salt menthol cooling scrub – it’s like crushed ice! Massage it into damp skin and say goodbye to scaly bits! ON TRIAL This week we tried shampoo from £2.49 to £22. Here’s our top three... 1 DEEP CLEANSE Back by popular demand, this minty cool shampoo literally felt like a cleanser for hair. It stripped hair of every inch of grime and just one wash was enough to keep locks clean for a couple of days. 2 SHINE BOOST This left hair feeling so soft and shiny. It salvaged dry, post-winter locks and nursed them back to life again, and after…

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BAKED BANANA SERVES 1 STEP 1 Put one ripe banana in its skin on the grill rack of a barbecue or on a tray in your oven on 200°C/gas mark 6. Cook until the skin turns brown, depending on how well you like it. Turn using tongs to make sure both sides are done. – over a medium heat it will take about 20 mins to cook. If cooking on a campfire, wrap the banana in foil and bury it in the hot ashes of the campfire for a similar length of time. STEP 2 Place on a serving dish. Cut a slit in the skin, insert two squares of chocolate and give it 2 mins to melt. STEP 3 Open the skin and serve with one small scoop of…

Where do you shop? I like to shop at Brixton market and various Caribbean markets in London. I spend quite a bit because I really love my food. What’s your typical daily diet? I normally have scrambled eggs and salmon or cottage cheese and avocado for breakfast. I don’t tend to have a big lunch – maybe something light, like a baguette or bagel. Dinner is usually a curry or steamed fish. I snack on toast, pâté and green olives. Is there anything you refuse to eat? Tentacles! What’s the strangest thing you eat? Marmite on toast. Some people ask how I can eat it but I do love a bit of Marmite! What would you cook to impress a man? I’m a pretty good cook. I’d probably make a…

Going the distance Her new man is used to performing tricky stunts, but singer Stacey Solomon might find her Jackass boyfriend Steve-O has bitten off more than he can chew with their long-distance romance. They’ve been dating for three months, but with her in London and him in LA it won’t be easy. I’ve done the long-distance love thing and it’s complicated. First up, it’s hard to progress the relationship. If you only see each other once every few weeks, you’ll always feel “new” about it. Even with Skype and phone calls, there’ll always be a lack of familiarity. You could argue that’s a good thing, keeping it fresh and exciting, but it doesn’t necessarily work like that. It won’t take long before one – or both – of you…

Q I’ve never had a penetrative orgasm. I always feel so close, but I never fully climax. I’ve only had an orgasm by masturbating on my own. Please help! Rachel, by email A The reassuring (if depressing) news is that this is entirely normal. Only about 30 per cent of women can orgasm through penetration alone. Those who can appear to have clitorises that are larger than usual and closer to the vaginal entrance, so get “pulled” during intercourse. Increase your chances by getting to the brink of climax (using a vibrator or him giving you oral) and get him to penetrate at the last moment. The thrusts might then tip you over. Or hold a small vibrator over the clitoral area while he’s inside you.…

Recent reports reveal that one in five women drink alcohol while pregnant and one in 10 don’t believe getting drunk will harm their unborn baby. Ten per cent of pregnant women also admitted smoking. Now I’m all for letting patients decide what to do for themselves, but I’m not convinced these women are acting in their baby’s best interests. I know there’s lots of conflicting information about what not to do during pregnancy, but in some instances there’s no confusion. Smoking and drinking are two such areas.…

THE 3-POINT PLAN The interest rate on Hannah’s loan is high, so she should pay it off as soon as possible using a personal loan at a lower interest rate. Sainsbury’s, Tesco and M&S charge under four per cent for personal loans between £7,500 and £10,000. Hannah could shave £5 off her phone bill – Billmonitor.com calculates your usage to find a better tariff. Her travel is expensive – she should ask her employer for an interest-free season ticket loan to save about £140 a year (£12 a month.) Hannah could get evening or weekend work to supplement her income – possibly casual work in theatres or museums.…

PHIL:‘IT’LL BE A NIGHT TO REMEMBER’ The biggest bash of the TV week takes place at the Palace Theatre, in Manchester, when (for the 10th time) Phillip Schofield hosts The British Soap Awards. And in a year of muchos drama, it’ll be one of the most closely contested for ages. “What a year it’s been in Soapland,” Phil says. “We’ve had some brilliant storylines and acting that’s absolutely kept the nation gripped. It’s my 10th anniversary as host this year so I’m really looking forward to an incredible night that’s sure to be one to remember.” He’s not wrong. There’s been a train crash in Hollyoaks, a minibus crash in Corrie, the Lucy Beale whodunnit and a live episode in EastEnders – with a fab performance from Adam Woodyatt that…

EASTENDERS SHAB’S SECRET IS OUT It looks like the cat is out of the bag for Shabs when Auntie Fatima reveals she knows all about her big baby secret. But this is Walford, after all, so it’s over to best pal Stacey to blather on about it to Kush, oh – even snogging him in the process. As if that’s not bad enough, Shabnam tells Dean that their post-one-night-stand baby didn’t make it – but will he believe her? Elsewhere, Linda finds out Who’s The Daddy (eek!) and it’s Kat and Alfie’s last day on the Square. HOLLYOAKS ONE WEDDING AND A BABY Another day, another wedding. This time it’s Lindsey and Freddie’s turn – and making it to the altar isn’t without its complications. Notably, the re-appearance of Mercedes…

THE IRON LADY MERYL PLAYS MAGGIE Wed 20 May 9pm, More4 Meryl Streep sports a lovely hairdo to play former PM Maggie Thatcher in this movie, giving us Mrs T in her twilight years. The first and only female Prime Minister of the UK, prepare for an intimate portrait where she chats away to the imagined presence of her recently deceased husband – interspersed with scenes from her life. ALAN PARTRIDGE: ALPHA PAPA ALAN’S ON THE BIG SCREEN, AH-HA! Sat 16 May, 9.20pm, BBC2 Steve Coogan’s much-hyped flick shot to number one at the box office when it was launched in 2013. It isn’t quite up to I’m Alan Partridge standards but he’s still his awful, ramped-up self in an extremely funny film – and happily,…

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