Table of contents for 28-Nov-16 in Us Weekly

“I don’t ever want to meet him — just stay pretty on my screens.” On her celebrity crush Chris Pine, CARRIE UNDERWOOD “I knew you were happy, but I didn’t know you were gay.” Revealing to Ellen DeGeneres that he had a crush on her when they met, WARREN BEATTY “It was just one of those pushable buttons . . . so I pushed it. . . . He said, ‘Oh, that’s the panic button.’ What happened was, a lot of police came.” On why she was “never invited back” to Tom Cruise’s house, KYRA SEDGWICK “I do look so young, and I get mistaken for her brother sometimes, which repulses her.” On 17-year-old daughter Ava, RYAN PHILLIPPE “You know when you see people who are so happy that it just makes you miserable?” Joking…

MATTHEW & CAMILA ø Sorry, M at thew McConaughey: Camila Alves is finished expanding the brood. “I’m good for now,” the mom of Levi, 8, Vida, 6, and Livingston, 3, recently revealed. If her husband had his way, added the model, 34, the Gold actor, 47, would “keep going!” OLIVIA & JASON ø Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis, 41, wanted daughter Daisy, 1 month, to witness history: Hillary Clinton’s election. “It’s a cool time to be alive,” Wilde, 32, posted after voting November 8. The loss was brutal. As she wrote the next day, “Tod ay I grieve.” KURT & SHANNEN ø Shannen Doherty’s breast-cancer battle solidified her devotion to Kurt Iswarienko, 42. “I could not have gotten through this without my husband,” Doherty, 45 (in L.A. November 5), told ET. “It’s made my marriage a…

FROZEN FACE Bad mood? Nope, just Botox. Kelly Ripa, 46, revealed on Live With Kelly November 9 that the injections kept her from grinning: “People were like . . . ‘She doesn’t smile anymore.’ And I was like: ‘I am smiling!’” LIP BLOW-UP Teen Mom: OMG! Farrah Abraham, 25, had an allergic reaction while getting lip implants in 2015. “Don’t say I didn’t warn ya,” the reality star tweeted alongside two photos of her face. “I’m happy I’m alive.” TOO MUCH FILLER After a doc injected Juvéderm in Lisa Rinna’s cheeks, “I saw a photo and I was like, Oh, Jesus. That’s no good!” the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, 53, admitted in 2009. “I learned that I don’t really need it.” PLUMPED POUT Fish lips are not in…

With an autoimmune disease that requires a gluten- and dairy-free diet, vegetarian Keltie Knight needed a dish that outshined turkey. “Holiday meals were disappointing,” the Insider correspondent and cohost of The Thanksgiving Day Parade on CBS (November 24, 9 a.m.) tells Us. Then she found a recipe by holistic lifestyle and nutrition consultant Lisa Holowaychuk of LifebyLeese.com. “Imake this as my potluck dish,” says Knight, 4 (wed to music manager Chris), “and fool everyone into thinking I’m an amazing cook!” Guilt-Free Holiday Comfort Food Sauté SERVES 4 4 cups butternut squash, cut into ¾-inch cubes 1 tbsp coconut oil 1 tsp balsamic vinegar ¼ tsp kosher salt or Himalayan pink salt Black pepper 2 tbsp olive oil 1 large red onion, quartered and sliced 3 cloves garlic, minced (about 1…

OPENS FRIDAY 11/18 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them >The trick to enjoying a Harry Potter spinoff: Don’t think of it as a Harry Potter spinoff. While J.K. Rowling has reopened her chamber of secrets, this film charms thanks to a unique set of characters and mysteries. In 1926 New York, British magizoologist Newt Scamander (Eddie Redmayne) has arrived with good intentions and a suitcase full of special creatures. Little does he know that the local wizarding community is on the verge of war with all the No-Majs (i.e., the American word for Muggles, i.e., nonwizards). After Newt’s creatures are accidentally unleashed, he unites with a few new friends — including a hapless baker (Dan Fogler) and a former Statute of Secrecy agent (KatherineWaterston) — to rescue the beasts…

OUT FRIDAY 11/18 Miranda Lambert The Weight of These Wings It’s not about him anymore. Rather than deconstruct her broken marriage to Blake Shelton, Miranda Lambert journeys through the aftermath in this marvelous 24-track masterwork. With the album divided into two sets, the country queen spends the first half, titled The Nerve, running away from her sorrows. She hightails it out of Dodge with the road trip–ready “Runnin’ Just in Case,” “Getaway Driver” and “Highway Vagabond,” stopping for retail therapy (“Pink Sunglasses”) and random hookups (“Vice”). Within disc two, The Heart, Lambert warily sobers up to face an uncertain future while holding “a heart so tight it shatters,” as she croons in the touching “Things That Break.” By the time she lands on the right path in “I’ve Got Wheels,” she’s…

8 A.M. RUFF START In his NYC apartment October 31, Andy Cohen wakes up to find beagle mix Wacha curled up beside him. “He’s cutest in the morning!” gushes Cohen. He brews his favorite Yorkshire Gold tea, then takes a 25-minute stroll around his West Village neighborhood with the pup: “He sniffs around and pees on a garbage can.” 9:40 A.M. TALK SHOP An uptown subway ride brings him to SiriusXM — just in time for his 10 a.m. Radio Andy show. Hot topics include Lady Gaga and Donald Trump! 12 P.M. REALITY CHECK Hungry, he grabs a salad in Rockefeller Center before heading home. While watching an advance copy of the Real Housewives of Orange County reunion, he scribbles down notes for production. Raves Cohen, who hosted the special:…

1. Alaska is t e only state I have yet to go to. 2. If I could perform anywhere, it would be Alaska so I can say I’ve performed in every state. 3. My father, Paul Kevin Jonas, 51, is one of my biggest musical inspirations. He can play pretty much any instrument. 4. My favorite song on the new album is “Body Moves.” 5. My favorite book of all time is The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho. 6. “Something,” written by George Harrison, is a song I wish I wrote. 7.I’m a big coffee drinker. I probably won’t kick it anytime soon because it’s a habit that I like. 8. The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen is my nieces [brother Kevin’s girls, Alena, 2, and Valentina, 3 weeks] coming…

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Christian Serratos’ Stella McCartney tote is a thing of beauty. “I’m a makeup slut. They know me at Sephora — they’re my homies,” says the star of AMC’s The Walking Dead (Sundays, 9 p.m.). “That’s the majority of my purse.” The Pasadena, California, native, who is dating New Politics singer David Boyd, shows Us her stash. NO SCENTS OF SHAME “I think the coolest new invention is Poo-Pourri. You spray it in the toilet and it makes the place smell great. Some people would be embarrassed by that, but I’m not.” ON THE FLY “I take my passport with me everywhere I go, even if I’m going across the street to Whole Foods. You never know if someone is going to whisk you away to Paris!” BOOK CLUB “I’m trying…

l Priyanka Chopra (above) catching the view from the Empire State Building’s observation deck in NYC. l Jason Bateman shopping at Whole Foods in Atlanta’s Buckhead neighborhood. l Jennifer Garner dining with Victor Garber at Craig’s in L.A. l JesseMetcalfe and fiancée Cara Santana playing craps at the W Las Vegas hotel preview in L.A. l Steph Curry and wife Ayesha bowling at the grand opening of Bowlero in San Jose, California. l Jon Hamm picking up his dry cleaning from Los Feliz Cleaners in L.A. l Taylor Swift renting out most of a theater to watch Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk with pals at the ArcLight Dome in Hollywood. l Susan Sarandon eating a quiet dinner, seated across the table from her dog, Penny, at Palihouse in West Hollywood.…

Nearly 2,000 guests were invited to Duchess Kate’s 2011 wedding to Prince William. Her sister, Pippa Middleton, will settle for about 150 when she weds hedge-fund manager James Matthews, 41, this May. Following a ceremony at St. Mark’s Church in Englefield, England, revelers will return to the sevenbedroom, 18-acre estate of her parents, Carole and Michael, in nearby Bucklebury, a source tells Us. “The reception will be in the garden,” says the source. “The entire grounds will be used.” Another insider adds the 33-year-old cookbook author, engaged since July, is eyeing antique-style ivory floral arrangements: “She wants it to look classic and elegant.”…

OPENS FRIDAY 11/18 Nocturnal Animals The opening credits feature an obese woman dancing naked. And that’s the least mesmerizing part of designer turned director Tom Ford’s tense and taut thriller. The doozy of a plot: A chic, unhappy art-gallery owner (Amy Adams) reflects on her first marriage while poring over a novel written by her cuckold ex (Jake Gyllenhaal). In the film within a film, a man (Gyllenhaal again) grapples with his wife’s murder. Just in case the theme isn’t clear, midway through, Adams literally stands in front of a painting with the word revenge on it. Still, Ford uses his gift for striking visuals to create a must-see. MR OPENS FRIDAY 11/18 The Edge of Seventeen This girl-powered coming-of-age film is so terrific that Molly Ringwald herself would adore…

GWEN STEFANI / 47 l Punk princess She wore an Alexander McQu en skirt with fishnets ( bove). Splitting from Gavin Rossdale “I had to work really hard at marr age, all the time, like everybody, but ourswas extr ha d.” Her revival “To b w en up again in life, you need to go through some really bad, hard times. I feel like I got woken up this year.” l CHRISSY TEIGEN / 30 She sparkles For the cover, the Cravings author slipped into aNaeemKhan jumpsuit. John Legend has a type! “I didn’t knowit, but John used to be a notoriousmodelizer. . . . What’s funny is that I get along with everyone he’s ever beenwith. I end up really liking them. After I see them, I’ll tell him,…

She’s finally a reality. Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna welcomed Dream Renée to the world at 9:18 a.m. November 10. Less than three hours after arriving at L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center — where the Lashed Bar owner, 28 (born Angela Renée White), and Rob, 29, completed the socialmedia mannequin challenge — Chyna gave birth via cesarean section. Her name, says the insider, has special meaning: “It was Rob’s dream to have a baby.” ROB AND CHYNA’S SWEET DREAM! DADDY’S GIRL The tiny wonder got an early introduction to the family business. An E! camera crew gathered in the deluxe birthing suite (cost: up to $5,826 a night, a source says) with Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick, Kylie and Kris Jenner, Chyna’s 4-yearold son, King Cairo, and her mom, Tokyo Toni, f…

THE KEYS In his new book, hip-hop producer DJ Khaled shares his philosophical rules for success, including “believe in the hustle” and “stay humble.” ($18, amazon.com) ‘HOLD UP’ DAD HAT Fans of Beyoncé will love this accessory, which has a tiny emoji Queen B embroidered on the front and hold up stitched on the adjustable back. ($40, shop.beyonce.com) THE PICTURE BOOK CLUB Kids get books each month with this subscription service. Lucy Liu curated a dog-theme pack for the brand. (From $39, thepicture bookclub.com) ROE CAVIAR Prize catch: The buttery and briny Northern California caviar favored by Kate Hudson is encased in a chic gold-rim tin. (From $100, roecaviar.com) SOTAH L.A.-based stylist Janet Zeitoun (she primps Janet Jackson!) launched a hair-care line that includes a cream therapy for damaged locks.…

MONDAY 11/21 LOVE & HIP HOP: NEW YORK Breakout singer Cardi B must share the reality spotlight with 10 (!) cast newbies in the seventh season. Plus, hitmaker RemyMa and her man, Papoose, both relish her newfound fame. (VH1, 8 p.m.) MONDAY 11/21 SEARCH PARTY Girls meets Gone Girl in this offbeat new comedy. After aimless twentysomething Dory (Arrested Development’s Alia Shawkat) learns a college acquaintance is missing, she has a purpose in life: Solve the mystery. (TBS, 11 p.m.) TUESDAY 11/22 DANCING WITH THE STARS Everyone from Ryan Lochte to Vanilla Ice has fallen out. Now, in the season 23 finale, the mirrorball trophy winners are revealed. At presstime, country music’s Jana Kramer and pro Gleb Savchenko reigned. Let’s hope his knee injury doesn’t get in the way. (ABC,…