Table of contents for March 27, 2017 in Us Weekly

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I keep it overstuffed,” Anna Gunn admits of her aptly named Louis Vuitton Neverfull tote. “But I feel well prepared. If anyone ever cuts their hand, I’m like, ‘I have Band-Aids! I have Neosporin!’ ” The 48-year-old mom of Emma and Eila, currently on the NBC crime drama Shades of Blue (Sundays, 10 p.m.), unloads for Us. COIN TOSS “I carry an excessive amount of change because I feel like I’m going to use it in the parking meters. Then finally I’m like, Oh, my God, it’s like carrying a boulder!” BEYOND THE PALE “I’ve had some skin cancer — I grew up in New Mexico — so I carry Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry-Touch Sunscreen. Of course it’s SPF 100. I’m not taking any chances.” DRAWING THE LINE “I don’t…

JOE MANGANIELLO Putting it in print! The Magic Mike XXL star, 40, wrote a 40- page book for wife Sofía Vergara, 44, to mark their first wedding anniversary last November. He explained, “It was about how we met — as well as our courting.” JOHN LEGEND The Grammy winner surprised wife of three years Chrissy Teigen, 31, with a really romantic move: hiring ballet dancers! “It was a private performance before dinner,” Legend, 38, revealed in December. “Chrissy loves the ballet.” PORTIA DE ROSSI De Rossi (right) reached for the sky when celebrating her sixth year wed to Ellen DeGeneres in 2014. The actress, 44, had six written in the clouds, prompting the talk show host, 59, to boast on Twitter, “Look what my wife did.” SIMON KONECKI Adele, 28,…

His CYNTHIA SCURTIS In 2008, the 44-yearold ended their six-year marriage, citing “emotional abandonment.” MADONNA After Us broke the story, Scurtis accused the pop star, 58, of having an “affair of the heart.” KATE HUDSON Fans called the 37-year-old good luck after the Yankees won the 2009 World Series. CAMERON DIAZ The 44-year-old was caught on camera feeding A-Rod popcorn at 2011’s Super Bowl. DEMI MOORE A 2012 double date with the actress, 54, at NYC’s trendy the Lion lasted until 3 a.m. TORRIE WILSON Despite a 2015 split, the former WWE star, 41, said she and Rodriguez will “always” be friends. ANNE WOJCICKI He made his red carpet debut with the tech entrepreneur, 43, at the May 2016 Met Gala. Hers WESLEY SNIPES Lopez has said her costar in…

OPENS FRIDAY 3/17 Beauty and the Beast It’s a tale as old as time and song as old as rhyme. That’s why Beauty and the Beast remains a classic — and why this sufficiently enchanting musical adaptation will delight fans. EmmaWatson is Belle, the loner bookworm who cries out in the opening number, “There must be more than this provincial life!” She ends up imprisoned inside a castle belonging to a beast (Dan Stevens), a former prince under a spell. The only way this will all end happily is if the two fall in love. Despite the gorgeous production, the film lacks that je ne sais quoi charm of the 1991 cartoon. And whoever decided to weigh down the plot with listless new songs ought to be jailed as well.…

1.I can carve a most anything into the end of a crayon: William Shakespeare, the Statue of Liberty, Gordon Ramsay wearing a fez. Anything! 2. I am definitely a nocturnal creature. I am not a morning person. 3. I currently wear a baseball cap with cross-eyes stitched on the front. It really creeps people out. 4. I like hats. It was an early ambition of mine to be a hat designer. 5.I can’t tell time on analog clocks. The purpose of the big hand and the little hand has never come naturally to me. 6. I’ve never attempted any extreme sports, and I consider running short distances an extreme sport. 7. I am an ambassador for the children’s charity Starlight. 8. My guilty pleasures are Costco pizza and watching The…

“Currently taking applications for real friends who aren’t afraid to tell me there’s quinoa in my teeth.” KATY PERRY “If I could, in reality, be Terminator, of course I would go back in time and would say, ‘Arnold . . . no.’” On his affair with his family housekeeper, Mildred Baena, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER “It’s all just disorganized flailing from a misspent youth in the ’90s.” On his infamous signature dance moves, TOM HIDDLESTON “That upset her. . . . I called her and apologized. I think I bought her a car too. As the guy operating the machinery sometimes, it was, ‘You’re going a little fast here, pal.’ It was easy to overdo it.” On his famously tough 2007 interview with Paris Hilton, DAVID LETTERMAN “I don’t have beef, especially…

SWIZZ & ALICIA In the studio, Alicia Keys discovers more about husband Swizz Beatz. “You learn a lot about the person that you love and what their experiences are,” the singer, 36, said of the producer, 38. “It was a really powerful experience to just share that.” VANESSA & NICK Thanks to their three kids, Vanessa, 36, and Nick Lachey, 43, are no longer night owls. “We go to dinner, and if we’re not tired by 9:30 p.m., maybe we’ll see a movie,” the singer (in L.A. March 5) tells Us. “But most times we’re like, ‘Let’s just go home.’ ” LAUREN & THOMAS To T h o mas Rhett, pregnant wife Lauren’s opinion is all that matters. “She is the ultimate gauge,” says the country singer, 26 (in Inglewood,…

• Bella Thorne (above) modeling for SIX:02’s “Thank You” campaign at a photo shoot in L.A. • Rihanna gushing to Carole Radziwill about The Real Housewives of New York City at the 1 Hotel in Miami Beach. • Naya Rivera sipping juice at the Joolz Positive Design stroller launch event in L.A. • Jim Parsons grabbing the check after dinner with Venus and Serena Williams at Sunset Tower in West Hollywood. • Demi Moore eating dinner with daughter Tallulah Willis at South Beverly Grill in Beverly Hills. • James Franco catching the premiere of Ryan Gosling’s film Song to Song at SXSW in Austin. • Sarah Paulson and girlfriend Holland Taylor browsing wines at Gelson’s in West Hollywood. • Lily Collins yelling “Hey!” to her friends at Jinpachi in West…

With The Bachelor, happily ever after is the exception, not the rule. See: Chris Soules and Whitney Bischoff, Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell, or any of the other 15 pairs who split once the helicopters landed and the hot tubs cooled. Season 21’s Nick Viall — who proposed to Vanessa Grimaldi in a Finnish winter wonderland on the March 13 finale — is determined to avoid that fate. “Nick and Vanessa,” says a Bachelor source, “want to be in it for the long run.” Easier said than done. Sources say since the show wrapped in November, the L.A. entrepreneur, 36, and the Montreal special-needs teacher, 29, have grappled with everything from her jealousy to their future zip code. “We love each other,” Grimaldi said on After the Final Rose,…

JACKFRUIT Elissa Goodman applauds Aimeé Teegarden for piling the fruit on pizza. (See her 2016 Instagram, right.) Its texture “is porklike,” she says, “and it absorbs sauces like crazy.” But with less than 1 gram of fat per cup, and no cholesterol, it only tastes like meat! SKYR Made from skim milk, this Icelandic yogurt “is superhigh in protein,” raves the Cancer Hacks author. (One serving can yield up to 19 grams!) The crucial nutrient aids the brain and muscles, says the pro: “We need it to function.” TURMERIC Curcumin in this herb, says Goodman, “lowers inflammation,” which studies have shown can help fight diseases such as cancer and arthritis. Gwyneth Paltrow mixes it with almond milk, ginger, coconut sugar and coconut oil to create a latte. FERMENTED VEGETABLES Beneficial…

Scarlett Johansson and estranged husband Romain Dauriac are gearing up for a bitter custody battle. When the Rough Night actress, 32, filed for divorce March 7, she requested primary custody of their 2-year-old daughter, Rose. Shocked, her ex told Us in a statement via his attorney Harold A. Mayerson the following day that the move was “unfortunate,” and urged Johansson to “go back . . . to the negotiating table.” But the French journalist seems to have his mind set on a different outcome. Mayerson then claimed to the Associated Press that Dauriac, 35, has been the “primary parent,” and intends to relocat with Rose from NYC to Paris. Johansson, said Mayerson, will have “access to her daughter an time she wants to come.” FIGHTING BACK By filing, the star…

Jennifer Lopez was willing to play ball. Appearing on The Daily Show With Trevor Noah March 6, the Bronx native gamely tackled the host’s questions about her hometown, eager to prove she was still Jenny From the Block. After incorrectly guessing the cost of a New York City subway ride (up a dollar since she last rode), Lopez confidently listed the stops on the 6 train. “I know this!” she told the crowd. “I named my first albumOn the 6.” And when Noah asked about her recent dalliance with Grammy-winning rapper Drake, the pop star was even more frank. “Let me clear this up: I am not with Drake, OK?” she said. “Maybe that’s it. That’s all I need to say.” Something Lopez neglected to mention: She already had a…