ED’S LETTER
So there I was thinking Coronavirus had something to do with Toyota, and the way the Corona mutated into the Corolla which has to date sold 44 million units. Placed end-to-end, they would go around the world five times. Like a virus. And then there were grumblings about the effect some Mexican beer brands have on your health. But I really smelt a rat when the gossip channels on social media mentioned that John Travolta had been feeling a bit miff and suspected the Coronavirus but, when he visited his doctor, he was assured it was only a bout of Saturday Night Fever. Ja boet, it’s coming for you, one way or another. All those medical types are trying to cover up, saying the common cold is more deadly. If…