‘I’m sure it isn’t just me who feels like the longer this virus/lockdown stuff goes on, the harder it is to get dressed in the mornings, especially if you don’t actually have to “go out” to work, like me, at the moment.
I wake up every morning thinking, “Today I will go for a long brisk walk, then come back and put my best smart clothes on and some shoes, because it will make me feel better”. But will it? Does it? I’m not so sure any more, so I don’t. Instead, I grab the cosiest, snuggliest, scruffiest, casual stuff that is raggy, tatty, stained, unflattering and frankly, quite gross. The same ones, every day. I have literally turned into Waynetta Slob but without the fags and kids.
This kind…