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This week we reveal how Gemma Collins, 37, is choosing between three love interests in a race to have a baby. Plus we speak to her former TOWIE co-star Lauren Goodger, who’s been forced to defend herself against a Twitter backlash for her views on working mums (page 27). At 31, Lauren too says she’s desperate for motherhood. It’s only natural to feel pressure when we’re bombarded with scare stories about fertility dropping off after 35. So we’ve investigated the claims and discovered it’s not as bad as many fear, with an expert revealing we can remain naturally fertile until around age 45. We also talked to celebs who’ve found ways to make their baby dreams come true. If you’re deafened by the ticking of your biological clock, we hope…

We’ve already witnessed the cosmetic trend for gigantic lips and boobs – but chin procedures overtook breast surgery to become the fastest growing procedure in the UK last year, with one of the most popular options being ULTRAcel. When Kardashian sisters Kim, Kourtney and Khloé were seen having the treatment last year, interest in ULTRAcel – which uses ultrasound to stimulate collagen production around the jawline and make it appear more plump and youthful, before dermal filler is injected on either side of the chin to create a defined, sculpted look – amplified. And now our own reality stars, such as Geordie Shore’s Sophie Kasaei and Chloe Ferry, appear to be following suit. Cosmetic specialist Dr Nyla Raja uses ULTRAcel in her clinic and says the rise in demand for…

Never one to be camera-shy, Kelly Brook’s latest steamy lingerie shoot caused quite a stir. And to her delight, fans raved about her hourglass curves, even comparing her to size 16 American supermodel Ashley Graham, with one saying, “She should actually move into plus-size modelling.” Now insiders say Kelly, who is around a dress size 12-14, is doing exactly that, with the support of her boyfriend, martial arts star Jeremy Parisi. A source says, “Kelly’s tried so many diets in the past, but now she’s accepted her body and she’s embracing it. Jeremy tells her how sexy she is and she gets loads of fan mail.” SUCCESS Supermodel Ashley, 30, was the 10th highest paid model in the world last year, earning a whopping £3.9million. In 2016 she was the…

‘JEN WANTS THIS OVER WITH AS QUICKLY AND PAINLESSLY AS POSSIBLE’ In the wake of her marriage split from Justin Theroux two weeks ago, reports quickly surfaced that Jennifer Aniston had put the Bel Air mansion they shared on the market and had been turning to her exes, former husband Brad Pitt and Gerard Butler – whom she reportedly dated in 2010. And pals say, since the former Friends star can’t face living in the house they also married in, she’s staying at best friend Courteney Cox’s Malibu home, while the actress is visiting fiancé Johnny McDaid in the UK. And now pals say she’s been leaning on her male friends, including Gerard, 48, more than ever. A pal says, “Jen’s heartbroken, but she’s determined to keep going and focus…

IS IT GOOD TO RAISE YOUR KIDSIN A ‘NAKED HOUSE’? Writer and childbirth expert Marina Fogle, 40, sparked debate recently when she revealed she and her TV star husband Ben, 44, are bringing up their kids – Ludo, eight, and Iona, six – in a “naked house”. She said, “I’ve never been prudish about them seeing me naked, and they certainly aren’t fazed by it... I heave a sigh of relief that my imperfect body… is still serving to give my children a healthy view of what a normal body looks like.” Here we speak to Sally Jones, who admits she’s often naked around her kids, and Katie Burnetts, who was bought up in a “naked house”… YES ‘There is too much prudery’ SALLY JONES, 63, A MEDIA CONSULTANT FROM…

EGG FREEZING LADY VICTORIA HERVEY, 41 ‘ Now I feel more relaxed about having a baby’ After lots of research, socialite and reality star Lady Victoria Hervey says freezing her eggs at 41 was “the best option for her” after failing to find Mr Right. She had her eggs frozen in America (egg freezing is available in the UK, although not normally on the NHS) and says, “I left having babies too late. I always thought I’d meet someone and I didn’t. Stacey Solomon, who I met on The Jump, convinced me to do it [Stacey has been considering freezing her eggs] and it really was a case of now or never. “I was nervous and the procedure was quite painful. I had three to four injections a day at…

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1 IDENTIFY YOUR HAIR TYPE “Hair that’s too clean can be quite ‘slippery’ and cause curls to drop out quickly,” says Tim. “If hair is medium-to-thick in texture, curls will hold better on day-old locks. If your hair is really fine, use a thickening spray or mousse to add some grip – or a dry shampoo.” 2 PREP LIKE A PRO “It’s important to prepare hair before you start styling with heat,” explains Tim. “Always use a heat protector – it’ll stop your hair looking frazzled, as well as keeping it healthy. A shaping spray will also help to hold your style in place – I use L’Oréal Professionnel Tecni-Art Constructor on most of my clients. It can be used on damp or dry hair, so it’s great for day-two…

• TV presenter Davina says, “Barley is a nutritious grain and this recipe is packed with green veg, so makes a good contribution to your five a day.’ LIGHT SUPPER PROSCIUTTO-WRAPPED FISH WITH OLIVES AND TOMATOES SERVES 4 • 1tbsp olive oil• 400g mixed cherry tomatoes• 140g Sicilian olives• 60g butter, softened• 1 lemon, zested, then quartered• 3/4tsp chilli flakes• 8 slices prosciutto• 4 x 150–170g skinless firm white fish fillets, such as cod or monkfish STEP 1 Preheat the oven to 220°C/gas mark 7. Lightly oil a roasting tin. STEP 2 Toss the tomatoes and olives in the olive oil and season with salt and black pepper. Set aside. In a bowl, combine the butter, lemon zest and chilli flakes. STEP 3 Lay one slice of prosciutto on a…

RELATIONSHIPS WE NEED TO MANAGE OUR ‘MINI STRESSES’ We spend 27 days a year worrying about small stresses like missing the train or being late – Emma wants us to calm down A study shows that the average Brit spends almost two hours a day ruminating over the smallest details of daily life, from losing keys to missing trains. If that’s you, it’s time to take control and work on strategies to manage stress. One of the best allies you have is organisation, because most stress can be avoided by planning ahead. Think about the minutes you waste searching for your keys, or deciding what to wear in the morning; these can be eradicated by choosing your outfit before you go to bed and creating a go-to place for your…

Geordie Shore star Sophie Kasaei, 28, reveals her last few purchases £150 For a pair of black and white Nike trainers. I need them now I’m into keeping fit. £250 On Tom Ford sunglasses for the summer. £250 For a flight to Turkey to have my veneers done. I didn’t like my teeth before as they made me feel self-conscious. £4,000 To get my car wrapped so I could change the colour. It was white and now it’s gold and glittery. £19.50 For a new MAC mascara – I love having big lashes on a night out. • Sophie’s nutrition supplement range and diet plan is available from Szknutrition.com…

Joyce and Monty get married in episode one – what was that like to film? We filmed on a place called Seagull Island and, because it was nesting season, the birds were sh*** ing all over us. We still had the best time, though, and [Spandau Ballet’s] Tony Hadley guest-starred. It was truly wonderful, then we all went out to do karaoke together. Let’s talk about the “Joyce is a slag” best man speech... In scenes like that, it’s difficult not to laugh, but if you get something wrong or forget your lines, you’re going, “Oh God, the rest of the cast are going to hate me!” Is it hard to keep a straight face working on Benidorm then? Oh yeah, but we do work 14-hour…

‘THE PRESSURE IS ON’ After posing on the red carpet, Cheryl and Liam looked tense away from the spotlight. Body language expert Judi James says, “Their heads are down and their facial expressions are glum. They’re normally quite a private couple, so this might have been due to the pressure of a night of intense scrutiny. Liam appears especially dour here – his body language looked more awkward throughout the night.” ‘SIGNS OF TENSION’ The event was a chance for the pair to prove all was well, but their smiles faltered during the night. Judi reveals, “There’s a gap between their torsos, with no cuddling or obvious hand-touching. Although their arms are around one another, they’re looking in different directions, and Cheryl’s smile doesn’t convince in terms of happiness as…

SOPHIE KASAEI: ‘ I hated how saggy my jawline was’ Geordie Shore star Sophie Kasaei unveiled the results of her jaw-dropping chin procedure last September, which was carried out by Beverly Hills-based dermatologist Simon Ourian, who has worked on the faces of the Kardashians. Following her dramatic 2st weight loss, Sophie, 28 – who dropped from a size 16 to a size 8 – had dermal fillers injected into her chin to define her jawline and get rid of loose skin. She wrote on her Instagram page, “Wow so on my LA trip I had to visit one of my fave Dr’s… I have always wanted a more defined jawline, as when I watch myself on TV I hate how saggy my chin is! He was amazing and this was…

Kelly Brook has admitted that she proposed to boyfriend Jeremy during a recent holiday – but he turned her down. She said in a recent interview, “He said it was too busy and told me to be quiet!” While Kelly added it was just a joke, pals say she was still a little hurt. An insider says, “She may be acting like it’s OK, but the truth is she’s a bit embarrassed. Her friends are encouraging her to talk to him and find out what’s going on.”…

CLOSER’S PSYCHOLOGIST EMMA KENNY SAYS, “While it’s devastating for a woman to find out her husband is secretly married to someone else, it’s important that victims realise it can happen to anyone because bigamists are brilliant liars, as well as being selfish and narcissistic. However, there are a few common signs that your husband is hiding something from you: 1) CHANGE IN HABITS: He is away more often, suddenly changes his appearance or attitude towards you. 2) ONLINE ACTIVITY: He is always checking his phone or social media. 3) LIES: He trips himself up and can’t explain certain payments or absences. If you’re suspicious that your husband might be hiding something from you, you should speak to him about your concerns. Don’t be afraid to check his internet history and…

LOVED-UP ZOE’S FRESH START She was recently snapped moving out of her home – just a few doors down from ex-husband Norman Cook’s Brighton pad – and now pals say Zoe Ball is ready to take the next step with her new romance. Last week, insiders told Closer how businessman and dad-of- two Michael Reed, 47, has been helping the Strictly: It Takes Two host, also 47, overcome her grief following the tragic suicide of her boyfriend Billy Yates last May. The mum of two split from her husband of 18 years, Fatboy Slim DJ Norman, 54 – with whom she has Woody, 17, and Nelly, eight – in 2016 and moved on with cameraman Billy. According to reports, the star had originally agreed to live close to her ex…

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SPEND OR SAVE SPOTLIGHT ON… • Tom Dixon is one of the biggest names in interior design, and now Ikea has teamed up with him to launch a range of clever seating that you can customise yourself.…

INSIDE KRISTINA’S FRIDGE • Dairy-free yoghurt• Avocados• Blueberries• Dairy- free butter• Dairy-free mayonnaise• Dairy-free salad cream• Quorn chicken slices• Falafel• Houmous• Dairy-free cheese• Beetroot• Spinach• Apple• Broccoli• Sweet potatoes• Gherkins• Pickled olives• Cucumber• Tomatoes• Potatoes• Green juice• Coconut milk• Almond milk KRISTINA How much do you spend per week? Around £60. I switched to a vegan diet seven months ago and I’ve noticed my food bill is a lot cheaper, because I’m mainly eating vegetables. Describe your daily diet… Breakfast can be crushed avocado on brown toast with coffee, or porridge with chia seeds and coconut milk. Some days, I’ll have toast with vegan cheese. For lunch, I’ll have kale salad, falafel, chickpeas and quinoa, or I’ll make a Russian Borscht, which is a beetroot soup with lots of veggies.…

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an you bake? I’ve just proved I can bake because I baked something exquisite in the tent… It was overcooked, but it tasted very nice. I was amazed at how well it turned out. Are you self-taught? I’ve only baked once before in my life and it’s unlikely I’ll ever do it again. However, I’m doing it for Stand Up To Cancer, which is very important to me. I was taught by Rita from the village [where Nick lives], who came and gave me a lesson. Are you a GBBO fan? I am. Who wouldn’t be, if they’ve seen it? I wasn’t a devotee until now but, in future, I shall be because I think it’s great. It’s all about love. Who did you want to…

‘CHERYL COMES TO ME FOR ADVICE – BUT SHE’S AN AMAZING MUM’ They first met on TV talent show Popstars: The Rivals over a decade ago, before joining girl band Girls Aloud – and Cheryl and Kimberley Walsh have been best friends ever since. Kimberley, 36, has helped Cheryl, 33, through thick and thin, and was her rock through her marriage breakdowns to both Ashley Cole and Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini. Last week, Cheryl was plagued with reports of an imminent split between her and partner Liam Payne, 24, despite their appearance at the BRITs together. Sources have told Closer that although Cheryl wants things to work out with Liam, she has been looking at homes near Kimberley in Hertfordshire, including to prepare for the possibility that she may not be able…

 e appeared to have put his playboy image behind him when he married Michelle Keegan three years ago, but Mark Wright surprised fans last week when he “liked” a serious of seductive pics on Instagram. While Michelle, 30, was shooting a new project in Gibraltar, Mark, who is based in LA as a presenter on Extra, liked a racy snap of singer Rita Ora, which showed her bending over seductively; he later unliked it. ❛IT MAKES MICHELLE FEEL A BIT INSECURE WHEN THEY’RE APART FROM EACH OTHER❜ FURIOUS That same week, Mark – who was recently sporting a red graze on his face after a gym accident – also liked a picture of a sultry brunette and a bikini-clad blonde. Insiders say Michelle is upset with Mark, 30, and annoyed…

NEWS  e suffered a breakdown in 2016 following a bout of bizarre behaviour, including dramatic outbursts on Twitter. And two weeks ago, Kanye West sparked fresh concerns for his wellbeing when he returned to Instagram and posted a series of cryptic photos then deleted his account. ‘SOMETIMES THEIR STAFF ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ADDRESS HIM – OR KIM’ Most of the snaps featured couples who’d split, including Sean Penn and Madonna, Cindy Crawford and Richard Gere, Prince Charles and Diana, and Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt. UNDER PRESSURE Insiders say Kanye’s wife Kim Kardashian, 37, is concerned he’s under a lot of pressure, especially as they’ve just welcomed their third child Chicago – born via surrogate – and have North, four, and Saint, two. Reminiscing about better times, last week…

Friends’ concerns for ‘super mum’ Coleen She gave birth to her fourth son, Cass Mac, less than two weeks ago, and last week Coleen Rooney was snapped taking her baby boy for a stroll for the first time since welcoming him into the world. A fresh-faced Coleen, 31, looked slim in skinny jeans as she ran errands with her mum Colette near her home in Alderley Edge, Cheshire. The star and her footballer husband Wayne, 32, are working hard to put the fallout from his arrest for drink-driving behind them – following his boozy night out with party girl Laura Simpson last September. TAKING ON TOO MUCH But as the determined mum juggles raising baby Cass alongside their other three boys – Kai, eight, Klay, four, and Kit, two –…

❛SHE HELD AN ‘EMERGENCY LOVE SUMMIT’ WITH PALS TO DECIDE WHO SHE SHOULD BE WITH❜ She excitedly Tweeted last week about potentially marrying her Celebs Go Dating co-star, Laurence Hearn, just days after spending Valentine’s Day with her jailbird ex, Stephen Mortimer, and also confessing her love for on/off boyfriend, James “Arg” Argent. And pals say Gemma Collins, 37, is stuck in a love triangle and can’t decide whether to follow her heart and give Stephen another chance; go with her head and try to make things work with Laurence, or fall back into Arg’s arms and risk being hurt again. A source says, “Gemma’s waited so long to meet someone and now she has three men interested in her, it’s sent her into a tailspin and she’s not sure…

❛SOME PEOPLE THINK I’M CRAZY – BUT I’D ENCOURAGE ALL NEW MUMS TO TRY IT❜ When her four-month maternity leave came to an end, Erin Parnell decided to stop breastfeeding. But the new mum continued to express her milk and used her craft skills to turn it into homemade jewellery. Her designs are now so popular, she even sells her bespoke creations online. Erin, who lives in Basingstoke with her partner Simon, 33, and their five-month-old daughter, Elara, says, “After researching online, I discovered that it was possible to use my breast milk to make jewellery. I’d never been that creative before, but once I started, I really enjoyed it. People were so impressed with the results, they started putting in requests. “There are those who think I’m crazy, but…

She’s a Hollywood star with a string of major film roles and an Oscar nomination under her belt. But despite her A-list status, Margot Robbie is refreshingly down-to-earth. The Aussie, 27, has gone from being a Neighbours regular to playing everything from a maniacal superhero to a trophy wife, all with dark stories to tell. But Margot insists that real life – and real people, such as the disgraced and controversial ice skater, Tonya Harding, whom she plays in her current film – are more interesting than any movie character. She says, “Real life happens to be a lot more insane than what happens in films. The most interesting thing is people and their conflicts. Everyone I know is full of contradictions. People I’m close to, people I come across.…

❛AT 40, YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING PREGNANT SPONTANEOUSLY ARE PRETTY GOOD❜ If we were to believe the hyped-up headlines and the countless “experts” warning us that our fertility judders to a halt on the day of our 35th birthday, there’d never be any children born to older mothers. In fact, 40 per cent of new mums in the UK are over 30, and in 2014 more babies were born to women over 35 than to women under 25 – a trend that is continuing to rise. The proportion of mothers over 40 has trebled in three decades. Despite those figures, there are still regular reports that can create worry. Only last month, fertility expert Dr Luciano Nardo advised women to take an “egg timer” fertility test in their 20s so…

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‘ IGNORE SCARE STORIES – E-CIGS ARE SAFE!’ People worry that vaping is as bad as smoking, not helped by misleading headlines. Dr C wants to stub out the nonsense Public Health England recently released a review of everything we know about e-cigs. It confirms they are safe, and help at least 20,000 people quit cigarettes each year. DON’T FEAR NICOTINE But still thousands of people think vaping is as harmful as smoking, and 90 per cent believe nicotine does the damage. However, it’s not nicotine, but the thousands of chemicals and toxins in the smoke that harm health – 70 of the 7,000 chemicals are directly linked to cancer. People become dependent on nicotine, but dependence, unlike addiction, doesn’t cause harm. You can be “dependent” on nicotine for life…

SURPRISING WAYS TO EARN A LITTLE EXTRA We asked finance expert Emma Drew, whose money blog attracts 65,000 views a month, for her top tips on boosting your earnings GET PAID TO SHOP To assess their products and services, companies employ mystery shoppers. Work can be anything from a free meal out to ringing a helpline to make an enquiry. My favourite companies are Marketforce and RedWigWam. To sign up, simply follow the steps on the website, you’ll be asked to take a quick spelling and grammar test, and you need to be over 18. Do two mystery shopping tasks a month and you can make £280 a year. REFER YOUR FRIENDS If you’re using a product or service you love, you can often get rewarded for referring people. From…

OPEN UP: “It can be hard as we still don’t like to talk about mental health in this country, but the more you talk to people, the more you’ll encourage others to open up and allow them to support you.” BREATHE: “Sometimes, when things get really tough, you have to be reminded to breathe. Deep breathing can make you more anxious, so breathe in a natural way and focus on each breath.” CONSIDER THERAPY: “It saved my life. Therapy can be a long process on the NHS and it’s often expensive to go privately. I’ve tried to combat the problem with the launch of Mindbox. It offers 24/7 access to online one-to-one therapy, as well as self-guided programmes using a range of therapy techniques.” • Visit www.mind-box.co.uk for a free trial…

1 SAM AND BILLIE FAIERS: THE MUMMY DIARIES ALL ABOUT THE SISTERS WED 7 MARCH, 9PM, ITVBE Series three kicks off with a pregnant Sam, who’s planning a home birth at their new Hertfordshire pad (luckily, it comes with a birthing suite, six bedrooms, four bathrooms, a gym, swimming pool and sauna). Billie and Greg, meanwhile, have their hands full with Nelly and Arthur – and Billie has her heart set on a wedding in the Maldives. See p38 for our chat with Sam and Billie. FACT FILE:  In this opening episode, Sam and Paul celebrate three happy years together with a night out away from baby Paul (but with a camera crew, obvs). 2 JANE MCDONALD & FRIENDS NEW CHAT SHOW FRI 9 MARCH, 9PM, CHANNEL 5 Jane McDonald…

MUST READ The Mother’s Secret (CLARE SWATMAN) Sisters Kate and Georgie have always shared a close bond. But while Kate enjoyed the freedoms of youth, Georgie remained at home with their overprotective mother, Jan. But now Georgie is about to find out why her mum was so keen to protect her – and the truth could destroy them all. Gripping from start to finish. BEST DAY OUT DogFest The fabulous four-legged festival is back for another year, and hosted by Supervet Noel Fitzpatrick. Taking place at three locations – Cholmondeley Castle in Cheshire 16–17 June; Ashton Court in Bristol 23–24 June and Knebworth House and Gardens in Hertfordshire on 8 July – DogFest is the ultimate day out for you and your furry best friends. Get involved in action-packed doggy…

IF IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK You’ll find it easy to think positively this week – never underestimate how important that is! You’ll also see the big picture of life and that will help you to count your blessings. The more you celebrate your life, the more you will have to celebrate. THIS WEEK’S CELEB STAR SIGN PISCES 19 FEB-20 MAR Pay attention to whatever is going on around you. If there’s joy, think about why it’s good. If there’s an upset, note its source and consider why it rankles. For some, a relationship goes to the next level, for others, a broken relationship finally ends. Find out where the Full Moon is affecting you – call 0906 7511 677* ARIES 21 MAR-19 APR Not everyone can go on a…

She was promised a million-pound career off the back of I’m A Celeb!, but she’s already back on the building sites. Toff luck. Gregg’s wife always finds it a-peel-ing when he tells her she’s the apple of his eye. SHERYL CROW With the pop hits drying up, Sheryl opens her new manicures-for-mutts business Pedi-Paws. Totally on fleek! Severely constipated Charlotte does her “dung dance” to encourage things to get going. Good luck! Looks like Freddie’s hanging out with his best buds again. Well, they’re not to be sniffed at. PETER ANDRE ON… Oh Pete, your jokes couldn’t get any cornea! Stop making a spectacle of yourself. CHRISSY TEIGEN ON… We’ve said it before; we’ll say it again. Chrissy – PLEASE can we move in with you and live your life?…