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They’ve been arch enemies for more than a decade and last week Jordan really let rip at Jodie Marsh. After Jodie dismissed her rival as being famous for “having loads of kids with different dads,” Jordan retaliated with a lengthly rant online. As well as telling Jodie her boob jobs were “vile” and she looked “like a man in drag,” she finished with the advice: “Wind your beak in and get back in your box.” Whatever happened to the sisterhood? Both need to grow up and be more respectful of other women. GET CLOSER WHEREVER YOU ARE DOWNLOAD: DIGITAL EDITION AVAILABLE ON APPLE AND GOOGLE PLAY JOIN US: GET OUR FREE WEEKLY NEWSLETTER VISIT: WWW.CLOSERONLINE.CO.UK WWW.CLOSERDIETS.COM TAKE PART: TWITTER.COM/CLOSERONLINE FACEBOOK.COM/CLOSERMAG…

Katie Price shot to stardom as her gobby glamour-model alter ego Jordan, making a name for herself with her wild partying and celeb feuding. But in recent years, she has moved away from her old image, building an impressive £45m brand and becoming a devoted mother to her five children – Harvey, 12, Junior, nine, Princess, seven, 22-month-old Jett and nine-month-old Bunny. But last week, the star reminded us of her feisty alter ego when she launched a lengthy rant against former rival Jodie Marsh, after the model-turned-bodybuilder – who, just like Jordan, has also pared back her brassy look – described her in an interview as “the one who’s famous for having loads of different kids with different dads.” Taking to Twitter with a screen grab of a message…

She sparked rumours tension may be brewing with husband George Kay when she posted a cryptic Tweet last week – writing: “Never accept unacceptable behaviour, or you make it acceptable.” Now insiders say things between Kerry Katona and her husband of seven months – who she was recently spotted rowing with in the street – have become increasingly strained, as the pair juggle financial issues and taking care of their large family. Last week it was revealed Kerry had even invested in a children’s party planning firm Popkidz, and was performing as an entertainer. Sources add the star – who is mum to Molly, 13, Lilly-Sue, 12, Heidi, eight, and Max, seven, and 13-month-old daughter Dylan – is beginning to feel isolated after confessing to pals that George sometimes disappears…

During his explosive tell-all interview last week, Bruce Jenner revealed his ex-wife of 23 years, Kris Jenner, was aware of his desire to transition to a woman when they met in 1991. Bruce – who came out as transgender in front of 17 million TV viewers – claimed Kris had “found it tough.” It was also revealed in the interview that she was “struggling financially” at the time they met, while he was a former Olympian and popular TV star. Despite Kris, 59, Tweeting her praise of Bruce following his confession and dubbing him her “hero,” she was later forced to deny claims she’d refused to give a comment for the interview and, last week, was slammed on social media. One Twitter user wrote: “She clearly married for money,” while…

Following the news that Mel B has been dropped from The X Factor after just one series, the singer’s brother-in-law, Jeremiah Stansbury, claimed last week it was her husband Stephen Belafonte’s controlling behaviour behind her shock exit. Jeremiah said: “It is sad she got axed. The world of show business has a high threshold of debauchery – you can party and you can have sex with strippers and they will welcome you back. “But there is a certain level of toxicity that will not be tolerated. And once people see through Stephen’s good looks and new clothes they cut him off. It’s hard to have him around. He wants everything his way.” And despite Mel’s manager insisting the claims were “absolute nonesense,” pals say Jeremiah’s comments have only heightened friction…

Backpacker Holly Cowie was trekking through the popular tourist area of Langtang Valley with her boyfriend Axel Haudiquet, 29, when the earthquake struck. Now safely back in the UK, Holly, 26, says: “The ground suddenly gave way. It was terrifying, and I felt a mix of fear and confusion. In shock and not knowing what was going on, we ran to a tree and clung to it for our lives. We looked up the valley and a billowing cloud, like brown sleet, was coming straight for us. A village with 300 inhabitants was completely wiped out above us. Miraculously we were OK, but the damage was devastating and we were forced to build a makeshift shelter while we waited for help. We saw a family who’d lost a loved one,…

She shot to fame in the ’80s as the singer of So Macho, wowing us with her slender dancer physique. And as she gets in the mood for summer, flaunting her taut abs in a skimpy bikini for Closer, Sinitta proves that her body can still turn heads at the age of 51. “Where do you want me?” the star asks, as she drapes herself across a sun lounger. Working her angles like a swimwear model, Sinitta gets on all fours and pushes out her bottom, grinning: “I used to be embarrassed by my large bottom, but thanks to Kim Kardashian, a big booty is all the rage now!” It’s no wonder Sinitta’s body is so ripped, as the singer exercises daily and avoids sugar to achieve her killer size…

ASK US ... If you’ve ever wanted to ask us a question here’s your chance! Q HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON HOLIDAY WITH A CELEBRITY? Penny, via email A News Editor Katie Banks says: “I went to Ibiza with Jordan just days after she split up with Peter Andre and it was wild. We went clubbing every night. Once I wanted a break so I went for a walk on the beach, but Jordan was writhing around in the sand surrounded by about 100 paps... She was trying to show she was over Pete – flirting with every man within a mile radius!” YOU DEBATE! IS IT UNFAIR TO BAN CAMERAS AT WEDDINGS? Mark Wright and Michelle Keegan have reportedly banned mobiles and cameras from their upcoming nuptials this month…

THE VERDICT Although we like Naomi’s ’70s spin on this Burberry trench coat, singer Paloma shows the model how it’s done with a classic grey hat and matching heels combo. This patterned coat is a statement all on its own and Paloma proves less is more when it comes to accessorising – plus her red lippie adds colour for maximum wow factor. THE VERDICT Actress Emma Stone braves a style-off with fashion royalty Anna Wintour as they both step out in the same bold Lanvin skirt. Both ladies look pristine, but we heart the springtime feel Emma brings to her look and the elegantly draped mac, while the Vogue editor’s tights are a little heavy. Nicely done, Miss Stone! THE VERDICT While January plays it safe in classic all-black and…

JUST LANDED When these Browtician tweezers landed on our desk we just had to shout about them. Already a fan of the Browtician range – they’re super-sharp and light, too – we feel everyone needs these limited-edition lovelies. Featuring an illustration of hearts, wings and skulls, there are a further four designs to choose from. It’s the only way to stay pretty while you’re plucking! ON TRIAL  This week, we tried bronzers from £5.99 to £27.50. Here are our top three… 1 CHEAT A TAN We applied several dustings of this face contouring powder. It gave our skin a healthy glow when swept over the tops of cheekbones, forehead, nose and chin, leaving a hint of shimmer. There’s a handy mirror and this versatile shade suited most complexions. 2 ALL…

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MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS Assume a press-up position. Move each leg back and forth in a quick running motion for 30 seconds. REVERSE CRUNCHES Lie on your back. Bring your knees to your chest, then slowly extend them out. Repeat for 30 seconds. BIKE CRUNCHES Lie back and place hands behind head. Bring your left elbow to your right knee, then the opposite. Do for 30 secs. SCISSORS Lie back and bring your legs up in a straight line. Raise one foot above the other in a continuous motion. Do for 30 seconds. CRUNCH Lie down with bent legs. Put your hands on your thighs and lift your body so your hands touch your knees. Do for 30 secs. PLANK Prop yourself up on your elbows and tip toes. Ensure your body…

BAKE-OFF FINALIST MIRANDA GORE BROWNE’S PIZZA CAKE STEP 1 Preheat the oven to 180°C/350°F/Gas 4 and line a shallow 20 x 30cm traybake tin with non-stick baking paper. STEP 2 Whisk the eggs in an electric mixer at high speed for 2 mins, then whisk in the oil, milk and cream cheese. STEP 3 Use a metal spoon to fold in the flour, baking powder and Cheddar, reserving a little of the cheese for the topping. STEP 4 Scrape the mixture into the tin. Spread over the tomato paste, top with the remaining ingredients and season with salt and pepper. STEP 5 Bake on the top shelf of the oven for 30–35 mins until the cheese is bubbling and a skewer inserted into the cake base comes out clean. Great…

HOW TO... HANDLE A HOTHEAD Kanye West is famous for his fiery outbursts – he recently lost his cool with Kim Kardashian’s personal trainer and blasted singer Beck as an “unworthy” award-winner. So what should you do if your partner’s hot-headed behaviour is getting in the way of your relationship, and you’re embarrassed by their outbursts? UNDERSTAND THE ANGER Anger is often caused by unhappiness and frustration. Let your partner know you understand – it will make them feel heard and calm the situation. If they have triggers, work on them. If they get mad when you’re late, warn them in advance. Always row at night? Don’t discuss important matters when tired or distracted. USE CALMING TECHNIQUES Ask how you can help – it lets them see there are practical…

There can be a disconnect between the way men and women work between the sheets. While you may want the sensuous thrill of slow caresses to heighten anticipation, it’s likely that all he needs to get him going is you being naked. For some men, foreplay is simply the boring bit that gets in the way. If he’s king of the quickie, let him blow off steam, then initiate foreplay to work up to a sizzling second session. In other words, swap foreplay for after-play. Just pray he doesn’t fall asleep before the repeat performance!…

Benefits of a Brazilian Q Is having a Brazilian more hygienic? My friends all say it stops you getting STIs. Joely, by email A Your friends couldn’t be more wrong! There are no health benefits to waxing or shaving your pubic hair at all. Indeed, waxing and shaving can result in painful rashes, lumps, ingrowing hairs and infected hair follicles. It certainly won’t stop you getting STIs – only using a condom will do that. Why do I get thrush? Q Why do I keep getting thrush? Every few months I get an outbreak and have to use expensive treatments. Petra, by email A Thrush is a common fungal infection, but if you get it any more frequently than four times a year, ask your GP to check for underlying…

SAVE £££S! Own-label vs big brands Supermarket own-brand products are excellent across the board and often just as good as pricier branded items. But watch out for shops trying to entice you into buying their luxury ranges. Cheaper own-brand ranges, like Tesco “value” or Sainsbury’s “basic” have been made to sound less appealing than the “finest” or “premium” ranges, but they’re usually half the price and often taste just as good. Go to Super marketownbrandguide.co.uk for taste tests and ratings and mySupermarket for the “trade down” option, where you can check cheaper alternatives to branded products. QUICK QUID Duty-free deals Research from Cheapflights.com has revealed that perfumes and alcohol are often cheaper online or on the high street than at the airport – but you can get a great deal…

What made you want to do Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites ? Last year I did my first series, Mary Berry Cooks, and I loved every minute of it. This time I was asked: “What have been your favourite things in life?” I’ve loved childhood holidays, foraging for blackberries and mushrooms and I wanted to know a bit about cheese-making. So we fitted those things around recipes and we’re finding out more about food. What was your childhood like? Very conventional and happy – I was a wartime baby brought up in frugal times, fortunate enough to have a mum who did everything from scratch because that’s what you did. There was rationing – we drank goats’ milk, we kept pigs and chickens and we had vegetables from…

For the past three months, notorious yo-yo dieter Lauren Goodger has defied her critics and stuck to her latest weight-loss mission, after admitting she felt “disgusted” when unflattering photos of her in a bikini surfaced earlier this year. Pals reveal Lauren, 28, is feeling newly confident after losing over a stone and going from a size 14 to a 12. However, the 5ft 6 former TOWIE star is now concerned that her surgically enhanced 34E breasts are distorting her shape and masking her weight loss – and wants to have her implants reduced to a 34C. A source says: “Lauren’s thrilled to be a size 12. Her legs, bum and thighs are much smaller, and for the first time in a while her upper body has definition. But she’s told…

“Jordan made her career out of being a wild, loudmouthed glamour model. It was a career based on her image, so when Jodie rose to fame that image was under threat. She felt the need to cement her status and Jodie, as the newcomer, felt the need to prove she was worthy of her new-found celebrity. Their rift just showcases their insecurities. Jordan is a proud and devoted mother, but she’s said herself how sad she felt when her marriage to Peter Andre failed. It’s likely she feels insecure about having children by different fathers – not because there’s anything wrong with it, but because it’s a reminder of her failed romances. It seems Jodie wanted to go for Jordan’s achilles’ heel, so attacked her family – only Jordan bit…

There’s no stopping Chantelle Houghton on her latest quest to lose weight. After slimming down from a size 16 to a 10 in just three months at the start of the year, she revealed last week that she’d been at a boot camp in a bid to shift an additional half stone. Opening up about her week at Prestige Boot Camp in Devon, she admitted: “It’s been a hard slog, but worth it. I feel slimmer and my tummy is more toned.” Pals say Chantelle, 31 – who’s 5ft 7 – is determined to keep up her diet and has vowed never to let the weight creep back on. A source says: “Chantelle is feeling much more confident now she’s a slim size 10. She’s lost 2½st in total since…

He was set to fly to Marrakesh for his lavish birthday party as Closer went to press, and insiders say David Beckham and his wife Victoria spent a whopping £50k to make sure their family and friends enjoyed the event of a lifetime. And Posh, who celebrated her own 40th last April, appeared to confirm David’s birthday plans last week, sharing her joy with fans by posting images of her wardrobe and Tweeting: “What to wear in Marrakesh? Vintage Yves Saint Lauren #DB40.” A source says: “David and Victoria splashed out over £50k putting up their friends and family. They rented out six of the Amanjena hotel’s two-storey maisons and 10 of the hotel’s villas. Guests were expected to be treated to a lavish feast by world-renowned chef Ludovic Gomiero,…

She happily admits her two sons are “mummy’s boys,” but in an exclusive interview with Closer Coleen Rooney reveals that she and husband Wayne would love to have a little girl to complete their family. Coleen, 29 – who is mum to Kai, five, and Klay, who turns two this month – reveals: “I would love another baby! I don’t mind whether it’s a girl or a boy but I do think a little girl would complete our family. “I love my sons, though –they’re pure mummy’s boys. Wayne would love to have a girl because he grew up with brothers. It’d be good for him to have a daughter.” But while she hopes for baby number three, Coleen opens up about being married to Manchester United captain Wayne, 29,…

The depraved Oxford child sex ring was one of the most disturbing cases of child exploitation ever seen in the UK. A seven-strong gang of men preyed on vulnerable young girls aged from 11 to 15, plying them with drugs before selling them for sex. Shockingly, they operated for eight years without intervention and police have since apologised, admitting they made “many errors” in the case. In early 2013, six women bravely gave evidence against the twisted gang and they were jailed for a total of 95 years. Lara McDonnell*, 22, was one of the girls who courageously gave evidence in court. She suffered horrific abuse for five years, but has gone on to have a baby girl, Olivia*, now nine months old, and says motherhood has given her the…

Mum-of-five Dot Taylor is tipped to be the next White Dee and says she’d love to appear on Big Brother. Dot, 48, who’s a stay-at-home mum, is a fan of Dee, who became a reality star after the last series of Benefits Street. She says: “I watched the first series and really enjoyed it. I liked the way Dee helped people on benefits by giving them advice. I’d love to go on Big Brother like she did – in fact I’d go on any show that wanted me. But whatever happens, I won’t change – though I would like to buy a house and have a swimming pool in the garden!” But Dot – whose 30-year-old son was jailed for sexually assaulting a nine-year-old girl – has been left bemused…

WHO WORE IT BEST? KIM KARDASHIAN VS KHLOE KARDASHIAN It was a sister showdown when reality stars Kim and Khloe stepped out in this Wes Gordon headturner – although Kim wore it first. A treat for the eyes – and those infamous Kardashian curves – this little white dress boasts a deep plunge neckline, as well as a front split. Both sisters rocked it to perfection with minimal accessories and strappy heels. VERDICT It’s a tough call. Kim and Khloe’s white-hot sister act means they both share this week’s sartorial crown! TANGERINE DREAM Emmy Rossum, 28 It takes a brave woman to wear head-to-toe tangerine, but Shameless actress Emmy pulls it off. She wowed at an event in this tiered orange mini by Oscar de la Renta – and her…

IN THE NEWS... SUPERMARKET SWEEP – ALL UNDER £20! Fierce fringing, skimming fabrics and boho prints galore – say hello to the latest summer drop from George. With influences from sunny Marrakech and a pinch of ’70s flower power, this kind-to-your-pennies collection is just the ticket for upcoming holidays and – fingers crossed – a glorious UK summer, too. Whether you double up your prints (they don’t have to match, you know), or stock up on basics, like the wear-with-everything white kimono, give yourself a payday treat by adding an item or two to your shopping trolley! CATWALK TO SIDEWALK We’re not advising you go out without a shirt – not many can pull off RiRi’s risqué look! Work this preppy two-piece over a neutral-toned cami and style with a…

BEST FOR DAY TO NIGHT Inspired by DKNY’s runway hit, this tube dress is the curvy rebel’s go-to. Forget about the no-horizontal-stripe rule and embrace this – you’ve got the perfect figure for it! OASIS £35 BEST FOR SMALL BUSTS The orange hue has staying power into next season, while the exaggerated ruffle neckline will create the illusion of an extra cup size. H&M CONSCIOUS COLLECTION £34.99 BEST FOR CREATING CURVES This beauty has “special occasion” written all over it. Add a skinny belt to accentuate your waist and, to add height, caged, snakeskin heels. IN THE STYLE £44.99 BEST FOR WOW FACTOR Feathers are a celeb’s best fashion friend, but we heart a texture clash more! The luxe lace, peekaboo fabric and feathers give this frock a standout look.…

Keeping it simple with a shoulder-length, mousey do. We all did at 17, didn’t we? We like the auburn tone and the feather soft fringe adds some wow factor to her look. Something got “Lost In Translation” at the salon, as 18-year-old Scarlett left with a mullet! This brassy blonde and over-styled ’do in 2004 does nothing but date Scarlett’s look. Sleek, shiny and a lovely, soft natural colour gets a big thumbs up from us at Closer HQ. These overbackcombed tresses, from 2009, are more “bird’s nest” than “beehive.” The Lucy star gave her long mane a chocolate-brown makeover. We like it! We love the auburn colour but the half-up ’do is way too dull for the red carpet. Fresh-faced and with effortlessly tousled locks, she gave us major…

VITAL STATS AGE: 35 HEIGHT: 5FT 4 WEIGHT: 8ST 2LBS DRESS SIZE: 8 Michelle Heaton is on a mission to get us slim for summer! The singer-turned-personal-trainer famously dropped 3st to go from a size 12-14 to a size 8 and has maintained her toned figure for the past six years, despite having two children and coping with health worries. But keeping in shape is now a little harder for Michelle as she’s currently on hormone replacement therapy after going through an early menopause. The 35-year-old star had a full hysterectomy last October, after discovering she carried a mutated gene that increases the risk of developing ovarian and breast cancer. She also had a double mastectomy followed by breast reconstruction surgery in November 2012. And 5ft 4 Michelle – who…

DANIELLE ARMSTRONG Bikinis, crop tops, bodycon dresses – TOWIE’s Danielle, 26, rocks them all. Here’s how… THE MOVES “I’m never going to be perfect but I can make progress,” says Danielle, whose petite but curvy figure looks pretty perfect to us! A regular at the gym, she’s happy with her tummy, so focuses attention on her legs and bum with weights exercises: “It’s all about the squats! If I’m in the gym, I’ll do them with some really light dumbbells. I’ll do three or four sets of 20 throughout the day.” THE FOODS Danielle knows eating lots of protein can help fill you up. Breakfast tends to be scrambled eggs or Greek yoghurt and berries – or both. Lunch is a prawn salad and Danielle loves…

Which three foods can’t you live without? Olives, smoked salmon and houmous. What would you order for your last meal? I’d have the biggest bowl of spaghetti Bolognese you’ve even seen, with cheese on it. Then a pile of profiteroles with extra-thick cream. What’s been your most memorable meal? When I was little, my dad used to buy fish and chips every Friday night for our tea. I’m really close to my dad, so that’s a very happy memory. Which three foods would you take to a desert island? I’d take chickens so I’ve got eggs and meat covered. I’d take coconut oil to cook with and as a moisturiser for my skin, and dark chocolate. What is your worst food memory? My mum used to make me eat shepherd’s…

What’s your earliest memory? Visiting Disneyland with my mum and sister when I was one, and watching the Disney characters playing in a band. What is guaranteed to put a smile on your face? My friends, family, and a plate of steak and chips. What’s your proudest achievement? My clothing line, BOB. Every time someone tells me they love one of my dresses, my head could explode with joy. Dawn is an ambassador for Rescue Remedy, visit www.rescueremedy. co.uk . BOB by Dawn O’Porter is available at www.bobbydop.com…

Once a cheat, always a cheat? Q A guy, who I happen to know cheated on his last girlfriend, has asked me out. Is he likely to do it again? Sally, by email A It depends on his reason for cheating in the first place. If it was because he was unhappy in the relationship but you end up happy together, he won’t necessarily stray. But there is evidence of a “cheating personality.” Is he kind, dependable and self-disciplined? If he is, you’re reasonably safe. Research showed men who scored low on these traits were much more likely to cheat. Why am I so needy? Q My husband says I’m suffocating him. I’m more in love with him than he is me. I don’t want to lose him by being…

How much do you usually drink a week? I was on holiday recently and I was getting through a bottle of wine most nights with dinner, but that’s not usual! Would you have cosmetic surgery? I wouldn’t have anything done to my face as who knows what the result will be in years to come. Plus, as an actress I need to be expressive. Other than that, never say never. Do you have a health secret you swear by? Every morning I have a whole lemon squeezed into hot water with bicarbonate of soda. It makes me feel wholesome and clean! Have you tried drugs? No. It’s just not my bag. Do you ever diet? I don’t go on fad diets. I did a workout DVD once [Charlie lost 2st…

THE 3-POINT PLAN Jess should speak to her local Citizens Advice Bureau about her experience. Their law centres are staffed by specialist caseworkers and solicitors who can offer free legal advice. To make extra cash, Jess can sell some stuff on eBay – research suggests we all have £500 worth of stuff we can sell within a week. Jess could ask the gym manager to freeze membership for a few months to make instant savings or have fewer sessions with her personal trainer. And use UK Power or uSwitch to save £20-30 a month on utilities – some smaller energy companies have great deals.…

EMMERDALE ROBERT’S TURN TO PAY We’ve loved the return of Robert but this week it looks like it could be game over for him, when Chrissie overhears a chat between him and Aaron and immediately sees red. Armed with a petrol can, she locks Robert in an outhouse and starts to pour the fuel all around her terrified hubby. Cripes! Elsewhere, Alicia’s suspicious Belle is “Lucky’s” girlfriend (uh-oh), but the drastic actions she takes to put blockers on the romance have scary consequences… HOLLYOAKS MARIAM VS TEGAN – FIIIIGHT! Tegan walks slap-bang into Mariam in the hospital corridor and recognises her as the sozzled midwife who gave her the wrong baby! You’d be miffed as well, wouldn’t you? And Sienna and Dr S’avage are also up to something after Mariam…

ROBIN HOOD MEN IN TIGHTS Sat 9 May, 9pm, C4 Tally ho! It’s Russell Crowe’s turn to rob from the rich and feed the poor in a re-imagining of the classic medieval tale. Russ plays a soldier who assumes the identity of the deceased Robin Of Loxley to secure re-entry into the country after fighting in the Crusades, then leads an army against the French. Also starring the fab Cate Blanchett as Marion. PROMETHEUS SCARY ALIEN PREQUEL Sun 10 May, 9pm, C4 Lovers of the Sigourney Weaver originals from the ’70s and ’80s will be well up for this – Ridley Scott’s prequel, which brings together dishy Michael Fassbender and Idris Elba, as well as kick-ass Girl With The Dragon Tattoo star Noomi Rapace as the…

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She’s been gradually losing weight over the past three years, and now body-confident Holly Hagan is loving showing off her svelte size 8 figure in a bikini. The Geordie Shore star, who’s 5ft 3, has gone from 12st 4lbs and a size 16 to 9st 4lbs and an 8, thanks to a healthy -eating and exercise plan. And insiders say she’s looking forward to holidaying with slim co-star Charlotte Crosby – who dropped from a size 16 to an 8 last year – telling pals she’s no longer nervous about being pictured next to her on the beach. A source says: “Holly is feeling bikini confident and looking forward to showing off her body this summer. She’s told pals she now feels confident enough to pose next to Charlotte in…

TAYLOR SWIFT V KATY PERRY Taylor Swift hinted she’d fallen out with Katy Perry in 2014, when she revealed a female singer had tried to sabotage her tour. She wasn’t named, but Katy Tweeted: “Watch out for Regina George [ Mean Girls character] in sheep’s clothing.” NICKI MINAJ V MARIAH CAREY The two singers regularly came to blows after they joined the judging panel on American Idol in 2013. During one fiery row, Nicki was filmed walking off set, screaming to the crew: “I told them, I’m not f*****g putting up with her f*****g highness.” CHRISTINA AGUILERA V KELLY OSBOURNE These two ladies had endured a war of words for years, but Kelly reignited the feud in 2011 when she hit out at Christina Aguilera’s weight gain, blasting: “She called…

She’s renowned for her love of selfies, even releasing her selfiefilled book Selfish this month, which features over 2,000 photos of the star. But insiders say tension is brewing between Kim Kardashian and her husband Kanye West over Kim’s constant snaps of their 23-month-old daughter, North, appearing on her social media accounts. Last week, Kim, 34, opened up about how much North loved being in front of the camera, saying: “She has a computer of mine with all of these movies and music on it, and I was just using it, and I noticed that on the Photo Booth, there were all these selfies that she doesn’t realise she’s taking, but she presses it, and it’s so funny. So we do take lots of pictures together.” But insiders say that…

While most people turn to diet or exercise to lose weight, Bianca Collins has a more bizarre approach. The 27-year-old office worker began drinking breast milk – which she buys online – in a bid to slim down after gaining 2½st following a bad break up. And after losing half a stone in four weeks, Bianca – who’s just started dating again – swears the milk is a miracle diet aid and that it’s even boosted her sex life. Bianca, from Leeds, who was introduced to the controversial practice by a bodybuilder, says: “People might think drinking breast milk is disgusting but it’s turned my life around. When my ex ended things I was heartbroken and stuffed my face with kebabs and pizza. “Now I’ve ditched junk food and make…

She’s set to star as a feisty troublemaker in Corrie this summer – and Sarah Harding says that nobody is more excited than her former bandmate Cheryl Fernandez-Versini. The X Factor judge is a huge fan of the show, and has even appeared in her own episode for Text Santa in 2013. Sarah says: “I caught up with Cheryl last weekend, which was amazing. We were talking about me being in the show and she gave me her support and told me she was really excited. She’s a big fan of Corrie!” She adds: “I’m nervous but really looking forward to it. I met the producers last summer when I was working on another project and they asked me if I’d like to appear on the soap. Obviously I jumped…

We’ve just asked Alex Gerrard how she felt when she saw those recent amazing bikini pictures of herself on a beach in Dubai. “Oh God, I’m always dead critical of myself… but I do feel good at the moment,” she admits, with genuine modesty. “I’ve got a lot more definition than I thought I’d ever have. I’ve definitely noticed the difference most on my stomach and my legs.” Former model Alex, 32, is no stranger to shaping up, having honed her incredible size 8-10 body in the past few years thanks to a healthy diet and regular workouts. But she admits she’s probably in the best shape of her life right now after upping her fitness regime. And the mum-of-three insists there’s one huge incentive – her famous family’s much-publicised…

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BREAKFAST • Poached egg on a slice of wholemeal toast. • Oats served with blueberries. • Egg-white omelette with spinach. Michelle advises only eating oats and bread on the days you work out. LUNCH • One turkey breast and half an avocado in mixed salad. • White fish served with vegetables. • Grilled chicken breast served with broccoli, roasted onions and tomatoes. DINNER • Roasted salmon served with green veg or a side salad. • Chicken breast with stir-fried vegetables and bean sprouts. • Turkey meatballs with a mix of green vegetables. SNACKS • Satsuma and some almonds. • Low-sugar protein bar. • 0% Greek yoghurt with berries. Michelle advises eating fruit first thing so you burn off the sugar.…

MALT LOAF (MAKES 8 SLICES) STEP 1 Line a 500g (1lb) loaf tin with baking parchment. Preheat the oven to 170°C/gas mark 4. STEP 2 Pour 75ml cold tea over 150g raisins and mix well to combine. Tip in 125g self-raising flour, 85g malt extract and 1tbsp treacle, then stir it all into the tea and raisins with 1/4tsp bicarbonate of soda. STEP 3 Pour the mixture into the prepared baking tin and bake for 35 mins until it has risen and feels firm to the touch. Remove from the oven, then cool for 15 mins before taking out of the tin to cool completely before serving. It may sink a little in the centre, but should be cooked and nicely chewy. Recipe and picture courtesy of www.fabflour.co.uk…

What goes on at a stag? You don’t want to know! That old saying: “What goes on the stag, stays on the stag” could strike fear into the heart of any bride-to-be. Recent statistics would suggest there’s good reason to be nervous, with a shocking third of grooms admitting they’d cheated on their stag do. So what does go on? I’ve endured many – from the sedate to the sleazy – and it’s usually a battle of good versus evil. Some of the stags will be doing their damnedest to drown the groom in a lethal mixture of booze, lead him astray, and top it off with ritual humiliation. That’s the bad news. The good news is that there’s usually a similar number of stags in the group who –…

Q Is it actually true that you can tell a man’s penis size by the size of his shoes or hands? And what is the average penis size for a British man? Simona, by email A There’s no research to support the “big feet, big penis” or the “big hands, big penis” theories, though there is research that links penis length and finger length. The lower the ratio between the length of a man’s index finger and the length of his ring finger, the longer his penis! Despite what guys may have you believe, the average erect penis is around 4.7-4.8 inches (girth) and 5.1-5.7 inches (length). Some research does back up the theory that six inches is the average length, but that’s usually when men are asked to measure…

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Jess Shanahan, 26, a freelance writer and social media manager, was conned into working for free A few regular clients pay me £600-£900 a month; I make up the rest of my income from one-off projects. So when a company asked me to do some social media work for £1,500 per month, I jumped at the chance. I did a month’s work and invoiced them but, after 14 days, they still hadn’t paid me. They stopped responding, so I invoiced £2,500 for all my work and explained I wasn’t doing any more. A forum thread revealed they’d scammed others, too. I’ve reported it to the fraud squad but no joy yet. I did six weeks’ work for them so I’ve lost almost £3,000, including legal costs. Can I get my…

EMMA: ‘CBB STRESSED ME OUT!’ Big Brother is back – and after such a controversial Celeb BB earlier this year – presenter Emma Willis can’t wait to get back to normal. “I would just feel stressed and worried,” she tells Closer about January’s series. “I would think, ‘What am I going to wake up to in the morning?’ It was like having an unruly teenager you can’t control!” Emma, who’s leaving Rylan Clark on his lonesome to present Big Brother’s Bit On The Side to concentrate on the live launch and eviction nights, is looking forward to enjoying the series from a different angle. “I’ll be at home watching it every night like a viewer,” she laughs. “It takes the fun out of it if you know everything!” With this…