SHHHHH, NOW, my pretties1 ; no need for alarm! The mag’s had a little joodge, is all! A gussy, a spruce, a polish, a tweak! And I’m still here, look! I made it through the market research process (just2 ), and now? I know more about what you , the readers, think about me , your loud-mouthed, potty-mouthed, pouty-faced opinionmongerer. What you want from me. What you expect. And I’m fine with it! I’m chill; I’m cool. No, really ! I am, however, thinking that, while we’re on the subject, it might be nice to establish a few things I , your sweary-Mary, full-of-herself wordsplurt, expect from you , the readers:
1. I expect you to be funny
To be fair, I expect everyone to be funny, which means I’m…
