“Barely enough wits to fill an egg cup” The great thing about soaps is that, while some whingers may claim they are ‘predictable’, the truth is you have no idea where you’ll be in year, month, or sometimes even a week’s time. I mean, if you’d have told the January 2021 me that EastEnders’ Mick and Janine would be living in the Vic as a couple; or that Emmerdale’s Meena – of all people – would be a campy serial killer, I’d have thought you completely off your rocker. Even if you’d told the me from last month that Corrie’s Craig would be investigating a death of a pensioner possibly done-in by Faye and Emma – who barely have enough wits between them to fill an egg cup – I’d have…
