Kevin, Kev, Johnson of Middle-of-Nowhere-in-The-Fens, Lincolnshire, has, for his sins, a ‘thing’ about Honda’s ubiquitous, and often reviled, CX500 v-twin; the 497cc, liquid-cooled, longitudinal (as in across-the-frame), OHV (overhead valve), 80-degree, four valves per cylinder v-twin made between 1978 and 1983, that puts out 48 gee-gees (more than I expected, I have to admit), and which became a firm favourite of motorcycle couriers back in the day… and, yes, those slightly odd older men we’d see in the pub, growing up, who drank mild and wore Derri Boots. He bought one the day he passed his test back in 1986. “It was six years old, and cost me the princely sum of £150. It was a hideouslooking thing, but I was a courier, and it was rugged and dependable, and…
