Gawd, I’m in bits – seriously! I can just about manage one soap death, but two either side of the same weekend has pushed me over the edge.
Okay, we all knew Kylie from Corrie’s death was coming – we were told weeks ago – but why the bloomin’ heavens did they not warn us how gut-wrenchingly traumatic her final moments woud be? Honestly, that last scream from agonised David almost finished me off!
Then there was the double whammy in EastEnders – first Ben was dead, only for us to discover the body on the slab was really Paul! What a shocker. Thank goodness for the quiet countryside of Emmerdale, eh?
This week, the village brings us just your normal violent shotgun shooting and the framing of a totally…
