The flyer read: “LOST, Ring Tailed Lehmur, Large Reward,” followed by a federal license number, and three phone numbers. Never mind the misspelling. In the photograph, the lemur sat upright like a child, a blue harness around its chest, its arms outstretched as if ready for a hug.
It was the spring of 2005, and I had just moved to Lubbock, Texas. Later, I heard that the owner of Mattress Sale on 34th Street kept a pet black bear. When I called and spoke with an associate, he confided that no, they don’t own them, those five black bears. They just know the people who do. “Listen,” he said. “We use them mostly for advertising purposes. We use real horses. Real bears. And real Chihuahuas. Not those fake ones.”
But…